Another win for the Glorious Hog

the black mould continues to speak to me in my sleep but I will not answer. I will not submit

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[boccher]

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[aceofpans]

looking at people do things online and its like okay girl i WOULD. but you see ☝️ the moment i try? the Dizzies

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[queen-mab-mercutio]

Even tho im in Australia if binface wins i will put a bin on my head and this is a promise

[fungus-friday]

We interrupt the usual rhythm of Fungus Friday to give you a lesson on fairy rings! 

A fairy ring, also called a fairy circle, fairy court, fairy walk, witches’ ring, or pixie ring, is a naturally occurring ring or arc of mushrooms. Fairy rings can grow in open grassy areas, like lawns, fields or pastures, or in woodlands, in symbiotic relationships with trees.  

A fairy ring marks the outer limit of a fungal colony hidden underground. The mycelium of the colony spreads outwards from the centre in all directions, seeking nutrients; once the nutrients of the soil in the centre are exhausted, the centre dies and fruiting bodies spring up in a ring or arc. Fairy ring growth is also marked by necrotic zones- rings, arcs, or patches of grass or other plant life that has withered and died from lack of nutrients. Over sixty mushroom species grow in rings, the most common of which being marasmius oreades (fairy ring champignon), agaricus campestris (meadow mushroom), and the poisonous chlorophyllum molybdites (false parasol).  

Fairy rings are deeply intertwined in folklore around the world; in Germany, they were thought to be the sites of witches’ dances on Walpurgis Night; in parts of Austria, they are said to be formed by the fiery tails of dragons; in the Philippines, they are inhabited small nature spirits; in many Western European traditions, fairy rings were formed by fairy or elves dancing. Disturbing or trespassing upon a fairy ring is said to bring great misfortune upon the trespasser, whether that be eternal entrapment inside the rings, curses to dance until death, exhaustion, or madness, dying at a young age, being hanged, or just plain old bad luck. Outside of folklore, the most dangerous thing to come of an interaction with a fairy ring is mistaking the common and edible marasmius oreades for similarly appearing poisonous mushrooms like chlorophyllum molybdites or clitocybe dealbata.

[ellienamored]

and what if his name were dwayne "the rot" johnson and he was covered in mold. what then

[ellienamored]

he could play withered maui, for starters

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[watsdaughter]

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

[teaboot]

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

[crawfishcomic]

Vessels of Expression

[fungus-friday]

This Friday’s fungus is marasmius oreades, commonly known as fairy ring champignon or Scotch bonnet mushroom (not to be confused with the Scotch bonnet pepper). It is a basidiomycete with a mostly flat cap, often with a bump in the middle of the surface and an uplifted margin (edge of cap). It is usually pale tan or yellowish, and occasionally white. Marasmius oreades grows in ‘fairy rings’ in lawns, meadows, and other grassy areas.  While marasmius oreades is best known, over sixty other discovered fungi species grow in rings. Mushrooms like agaricus campestris (field mushroom or pink bottom) and chlorophyllum molybdites (false parasol or green-spored parasol) are commonly misidentified. Mistaking poisonous mushroom species like chlorophyllum molybdites or clitocybe dealbata for the harmless marasmius oreades can cause serious and potentially fatal poisoning; please do not pick wild mushrooms unless you are an expert, and always be careful of what you touch. Marasmius oreades is considered a choice edible mushroom and is native to North America and Europe.

[lakemojave]

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

[darkcomedies]

[lovewithagirl]

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, "PENINS exploion spell". /end description]

[thegreenpea]

K

[predatory-lesbians]

U

[scratchy-archive]

N

[catgirlbignaturals]

P

[catgirlbignaturals]

I'm a fucking idiot

[lakemojave]

Did your best buddy it's ok

[slimegirlwarlock]

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[savrenim]

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

[ospreyonthemoon]

People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

[rabbitindisguise]

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard

[orangejuice707]

The tinkerbell chernobyl post strikes