Queen Seeker

Becks: pansexual, non-binarilly trans resident of the U.K.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gentlekirk]

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

[the-headless-vulcan]

ur right and u should say it

[sleepnoises]

news from a 15 year old boy i tutor: “there’s a kid in my religion class who i have no idea if they’re a boy or a girl, so when i see them i just call them ‘fam.’ [at my plaintive look of i-don’t-know-if-i-heard-you-right] you know, like family” 

The youth have spoken and fam is the gender neutral bro

[comradeorangutan]

criminalise golf

[jessie-lou]

EXCEPT mini golf

[5oil]

[yesterdaysprint]

Life magazine, July 1923

[bob-belcher]

[timepunkspg-deactivated20180516]

the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic.

[thyrell]

well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing for dinner today

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[whycantibeepbadoop]

6th grader:

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[whyearth]

“I just need to rest my eyes” *falls asleep for 11 hours*

[brightlotusmoon]

[ice-block]

It’s better that is actually isn’t an edited screenshot

[zappavolta]

Game of Thrones should end how Monty Python Holy Grail ended where a bunch of cop cars come n arrest them all

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[pyro-lover]

When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.

[crazyshitisay]

[catchymemes]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You’re too tense, Mittens. Try to relax a little.”

[studymedblr]

“These are the pills for my heebee jeebee’s”

— An adorable 90 year old woman describing her anxiety medication

[drpathetique]

*accurately describing