Ruler of the Eccentric and Misfit

23 and life to go

[amalgamasreal]

Went into The Apothecary Diaries expecting House MD as a young Chinese Girl in the Three Kingdoms Era China, instead got the cutest little mad scientist drug pusher this side of the Yangtze River:

[amozon28]

The fandom loves the make jokes and memes about how Jinshi cannot successfully flirt with maomao and every attempt falls flat. Hilarious, i love these jokes too. But i dont think we talk enough about how funny it also is that Jinshi also has to constantly be aware of maomao like a petowner whos pet is constantly eating shit they shouldnt

Maomao: *eating poison on purpose*

Jinshi: what are you eating?

Maomao: *starts chewing faster*

Jinshi: what is in your mouth?! Spit that out! Spit that out right now!!!

Maomao: *trying to scurry away before he catches her*

[dustjacketmusings]

The devil works hard but fanfiction authors working with absolutely garbage characterization work harder

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Morgan: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Harry: Yes.

Morgan: *pulls out some Polaroids* I was hula-hooping. Luccio and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Harry: Oh my God.

Morgan: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle...

Harry: Why are you telling me this?

Morgan: Because no one...will ever believe you. *he pulls out a lighter and sets them all aflame*

Harry: *literally enraged* You sick son of a bitch.

[animentality]

kicking a hornets nest.

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[sattosugu]

rest easy now sensei...*cries*

my favorite jjk characters in every episode - nanami - jjk 2.18

[xxsabitoxx]

He’s happy and living his best life in Malaysia idk what y’all are talking about 🥲✋

[breadandblankets]

au where the bats manage to stay urban legends, sure other heroes know of them, but they help largely from the shadows, they aren't put on display and they're hardly known at All outside of the strange circle of gotham's goons

that changes when duke thomas stares batman down and says on no uncertain terms that he's working day shift

the signal is Gotham's first confirmed superhero, and he wears a bat on his chest

social media goes Wild fighting over whether the Batman existed all along or if someone finally got the tech and powers to make the bat (or a bat) Real

suddenly the world of superheros feels a lot more real to the citizens of Gotham who got used to horrible disasters being either ignored or neatly cleaned away from the public eye, now there's a guy getting thrown through windows and helping grannies cross the street and the war between gotham and metropolis gets even more cut throat

[malaviksa]

Happy Halloween!

[sluttysymbiote-deactivated20231]

bro i’m trying to look at symbrock not somebody’s poosay OH MY GODDDD

[queenbolete666]

Happy Halloween to all spooky bishes out there 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤!!!!!!!

[nei-ning]

Pharmacy worker, earlier today, also recommended me female doctor's blog. She writes a lot about the lack of iron in woman's blood / body. I've been reading the said blog now a bit, finally coming on symptoms (lack of iron). And guys, holy shit!

Tired, out of strength *

Dizziness / fainting *

Cold fingers and toes *

Muscles get tired, weaker recovery *

Restless feet *

Feeling of lacking air and increased heartbeat *

Difficulties to find words, stutter *

Wounds at the edges of your mouth, stinging on tongue

Stinging on feet

Hands and legs becoming numb

Bleeding and easily bruising *

Hair lost *

Weaker immunity system

Flaking nails *

Dry skin and itching *

Pale skin *

Trembling

"Brain fog" *

Behavioral disorders

Dryness of the eyes

Headache *

Sleep disorders *

Depression, Anxiety *

PICA symptom (the need to eat something which is not made to be eaten) I got 16 out of 24! To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if I lacked iron. After all in my family we never ate anything else than potatoes, wheat and maybe some sausages. In my adulthood, I'm not eating much better... Blood test in next month will tell me more.

[nei-ning]

I've been reading more of this issue and I've found even MORE symptoms which match me!

Thinking is slow *

Memory issues *

Focus disorder *

Constantly forgetting things *

Feeling a lump in your throat *

Mind wants to do things but body just can't *

Losing temper / getting irritated easily *

Can't handle disappointments so well *

Stamina is weaker *

Slowly healing wounds

Swallowing issues (* kind of, at times, depending how strong that lump feeling is in my throat)

Periods * (women lose a lot of iron during periods) 27 out of 36! That's A LOT! But now that I really think back to it: I don't remember having any of these symptoms when I was a child but I remember it so clearly how these symptoms started (slowly, worsening with years, adding more and more symptom) when I was a teenager and my periods started at the age of 12-13. So I have suffered from the lack of iron the last 24 - 25 years. I'm 37 now.

[lavender-vampyre]

Bruce: ALRIGHT. FAMILY MEETING. NOW. *sits down in an armchair, and frowns at the assorted children he’s collected, plus an amused Alfred*

Bruce: Just because I leave the house without you, does NOT mean you have permission to reenact Home Alone with your siblings, assorted pets, and dubious friends.

Tim: *blinking innocently* Who would do a thing like that?

Jason: *staring* You still have an iron imprint on your forehead, moron.

Tim: Ooooh, that explains the headache and double vision.

Bruce: YOU ACTUALLY HIT HIM WITH AN IRON?!

Duke: He volunteered for it, for the sake of authenticity.

Bruce:……..

Cass: We also zapped Jason.

Bruce: WHAT.

Jason: Hey, like I was gonna turn down free electroshock therapy. I’m not that stupid, old man.

Bruce:………..when did my house turn into the Wayne Asylum for the Deranged?

Alfred: I believe it was when you first decided that dressing up as a bat was a proper alternative for therapy, sir.

Bruce: Oh. Ouch.

The kids: OOOOH BURN!

Tim: Like my forehead! 😃

Bruce: Someone haul him down to the med bay please.

[sluttysymbiote-deactivated20231]

something about the way venom pulls eddie up from the ground by his shirt, and how eddie’s adjusting his legs to stand. he isn’t questioning anything. he isn’t complaining of wondering what’s going on.

he’s just obeying whatever venom wants him to do.

bonus venom going tongue first into the kiss.

it’s officially canon that eddie has had venoms tongue down his throat 👍👍

[luredin]

Ways to describe the man you love:

An animal

Mr. Science Guy

A little Pac-Man in cargo pants

A ninja

A big marshmallow filled with testosterone

A half-baked cookie

[luredin]

More terms of endearment and such, for the man you love:

Putz

G.I. Jerk

Maniac

Scrooge

Aquaman

Bullet Magnet

[homo-homini-lupus-est-1701]

I don't post nearly enough about Nanami but the fact that his fighting style deviates so much from what I'd expect it to be still astonishes me. He is a quick thinker and he maneuvers well, is always planning, but when it comes down to it, Nanami is a brawler. His technique is about maximizing the damage that can be dealt with a single blow so when he goes after someone, its brutal.

Nanami is such a clean, collected guy, he is the last character I would expect to have a melee combat style like this. I would have pictured him with a blade or a cursed technique that deals damage from afar, like Gojo or Megumi, you know? Something that detaches him physically from whats going on to some extent.

But what he has is a thick butchers blade strapped to his back and its something that he typically keeps wrapped or uses the back edge of when fighting. Man is just nailing these ghouls with a blunt chunk of metal. Like that's insane. It's messy and brutal—but it works, the blows are decisive just like he is.

And when his weapon isn't doing enough, what does he do? He takes off his tie, wraps it around his hands and goddamn bare-knuckle boxes people. Nanami is so completely insane for that. Like. I could see Yuuji or Todo doing it—they're both absolutely melee fighters at heart, but Nanami was a shock to me!

I am in love with the way his technique and his fighting style complicate his character. Nanami may not be feral like Gojo, but he canonically has abs like a rock wall and can beat the shit out of anybody, bare-fisted. And I think people forget about that a lot.

Anyway...Nanami Kento is everything 💖💖

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[puerto-nic0]

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

[schmergo]

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

[batsalmighty]

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

[tired-wolfe]

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

[imanicepersoniswear]

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

[under-the-arch]

I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way

[sun-flowers-sam-deactivated2019]

IM CRYING

[lizard-business]

My friends and I were in a really dark part of a haunted house and couldn’t find the exit, so the guy who had just jumped out at us had to say “to your left” in his same scary voice he’d used to scream and we were like “thanks!”

And then after a few moments of patting blindly at the wall he says again in the same ominous voice “your other left”

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