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When the TengenxReader includes his wives
The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the film’s premiere.
Look, everyone! He has a name.
Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.
you: prince charming
me, an intellectual: PRINCE BUCKET HEAD
this is somehow cuter
Friend: hey look! It’s Snow White and Prince Charming!
Me: Prince Bucket Head
Friend: what
Me: Prince Bucket Head. His name is Prince Bucket Head
Friend:
Me:
isn’t his name Ferdinand?
ferdinand buckethead
Ferdinand? isn’t it Florian
Me janitor ai is down, I am about to puke
Ladies and Gentleman: Him
After reading a post from @critical-thinking-is-mandatory, which was essentially about Adrien having an antagonist who is a model, I decided why not? All Adrien has to do is breath and he gets all the girls, wealthy or not. So this is my take on an Adrien antagonist, who is a model, rich, a bully (somewhat), hates Chat Noir’s guts, knows how to dazzle an audience (like Liar Rossi), and has feelings for Marinette because we all know that if Marinette had a bully for a love interest like Adrien does and she protects him even though uwu, sunshine boy is clearly ~suffering~, the fandom would have her executed. Ugh. Just. Ugh.
Stephan Vladislav expected many things when he transferred to Francois Dupont from his previous high school in Russia. That didn’t mean he wasn’t ready for anything. He did his research and found that many of his classmates were high profile individuals.
Adrien Agreste: The son of Emile and Gabriel Agreste. A well known model just like him.
Alya Cesaire: Creator of the Ladyblog which has become the number one akuma battle news source in Paris.
Nino Lahiffe: Founder and creator of his own film website, Turtle Pictures.
Chloe Bourgeois: Daughter of Style Queen and the Mayor of Paris.
I keep losing this post
AO3 people skittering over to Tumblr together every time it goes down
This is me I fear
post patrol shenanigans
I love that they're wearing their suits still lol
Yeah because their ignoring batman who, mostly likely, trying to get them back on task. You can literally see him calling
Hamsterdam
We might have to call PETA about that last one
Dc x Dp prompt #17
Danny and Jason are dating. They know each other’s secrets. When Danny transforms, he usually takes his body to his castle in the infinite realms for his safety.
However, he now has a boyfriend. With the situation in the infinite realms not being safe, he believed with all his heart that he could entrust his body to his boyfriend.
So Jason has Danny's body in his safehouse. As Danny returns to the infinite realms to finish settling things.
But now Batfamily is worried about Jason. Because there is a dead body of his boyfriend in his house! He acts like nothing happened. He even hugged his dead boyfriend's body while watching TV on the couch!
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT CONVERSATION?!?
Bruce: Jason I have the files you wanted.
Jason: perfect timing I actually found a weird items at the scene, mind taking a look for me.
Bruce: of course not.
Jason walks out and Bruce finally notices Danny’s upright body on the couch facing the tv.
Bruce: oh Hello Danny how are you?
Danny:………
Bruce, noticing how pale how pale Danny’s empty body is: Danny?
Bruce taps Danny’s shoulder and his head dramatically falls to the side limp.
Jason walk in just in time to see Bruce immediately go into hero mode and trying to stuff Danny into the car to get him to a hospital: uh.. what are you doing (get your own man)
Bruce: Jason I-I’m so sorry your boyfriend he’s-
Jason: -dead, at the moment, yeah I know. Just leave him.
Jason takes Danny’s cold body and lays him back on the couch. Bruce is HORRIFIED.
After the pit, Jason’s eyes glow in the dark, like a cat’s eyes.
He decides to visit the manor in the middle of the night and get sth he forgot last time, not thinking anyone would be awake so he doesn’t switch the light on.
Tim goes to get some water. He only sees the glowing green eyes staring at him from behind the kitchen counter and screams.
Does that mean Jason also has night vision like a cat?
How do you describe a character using their power???
A brilliant explanation of consent for anyone who STILL doesn’t get it.
Never not reblog
And We’ll Always Be Royal
I was reading some of @miraculous-of-salt fics and really got inspired to create something of my own. Inspired by a pairing I adore when ever they write about them. I don’t think I ever really focused just on this pairing before so I decided to give it a sjot. There is a lot of salt ahead for the usally people, and Adrien.
Marinette hadn’t been least bit surprised when showed up at her locker. She eventually, sooner or later, he’d show. He was biding his time, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The devil always has his day, as her grandmother used to say. It’s why he’s so patient.
He never rushed Marinette, never pressured her. He never whispered lies in her ears or played little tricks to make things go his way fast. He did with nearly everyone else in the world but not with Marinette. Never Marinette. In his eyes, Marinette was his equal. She was intelligent, extremely talented, sharp-tongued, poised, beautiful. She had obtained success with her MDC designs that most kids and people twice her age could only dream about and was still going places. She was nowhere near her pique. She had a fire inside her that could consume the world, and it was more than a match for ice inside of him. Marinette was the only person that ever came to his mind when he thought of who would stand at his side when he ruled the business world with an iron fist.
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what was your first book obsession as a kid?
Harry Potter
Percy jackson
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Hunger Games
Classics (one you think of that’s not on here)
A Fairy Tale Collection
Fairy Tales (Brothers Grimm edition specifically)
Fairy Tales (Hans Christian Anderson specifically)
Rangers Apprentice/Brotherband Chronicles
The Hobbit
I didn’t read, I watched movies
Other (please reblog and specify)
The shadow children 8 year old me was shook
I guess here's another prompt.
Thanks to an overprotective Fright Knight shadowing him all the time Danny has a reputation similar to Alastor (The Radio Demon). Now Danny isn't aware of any of it since the only reason he's even visiting Gotham is to check in on Jazz and maybe drop off some of their dad's fudge but it's still Gotham and Fright Knight is working overtime after realizing there were way too many threats to the young prince/king gathered in a single city but back to the Radio Demon part of the prompt.
Danny gets clocked as something odd from the very beginning but nobody really cares. He's just another meta, a nobody that was easily dismissed until some of the local criminals operating around Jazz's apartment vanished. That one mugger who thought about going after Danny is just gone. The pickpocket who thought he was an easy target is nowhere to be found and it just kind of snowballs from there with little things adding up over time until finally rumors start flying around about a supervillain going missing. I'm using Scarecrow as an example but it could be anybody really with one or two rumors joking about the new meta being behind all of the disappearances since a street kid swears they saw Danny getting gassed during one of Scarecrow's attacks. Then Bane goes missing too and there're even more rumors about Danny being involved somehow and it only gets worse when he's seen talking with Mr. Freeze just hours before the man and his wife disappear. The street kids start thinking he's something supernatural. The thugs and goons swear Danny's some sort of demon. The working girls share stories about how a simple deal with him could change your life. The supervillains are slowly growing terrified because if you're unlucky enough to hear it then sometimes late at night when he's out for a walk an old TV or a nearby car radio will suddenly broadcast the sounds of someone screaming.
Danny isn't aware of any of it though because he's listening to music during his walks and other than helping a few people here and there he hasn't really had to go ghost for anything whenever he's visiting Jazz. Fright Knight is the one going around tagging any sort of potential threat with Soul Shredder and even he's baffled about some random radio being able to tap into his pocket dimension for a few seconds every other night.
The bats wanna get involved but they’re scared
I am not immune to magical animal transformation fics. Also, my cat!Danny agenda. So, like, Damian finding a magically transformed Danny, mistaking him for a regular cat, then sneaking him into the manor obviously tickles my fancy. But also, Cat!Danny winning Alfred over by being a complete narc every time one of the bats try to do something stupid while injured is just... *chef's kiss*
Bruce- *trying to sneak down to the batcave while injured* Danny- *looking for mischief, sees injured Bruce swaying in hallway* Mrow? Bruce- Shh. Danny- *slightly louder* Mrep?! Bruce- I will give you all the tuna in the world if you- Danny- *air raid level yowling*
Now all I can see is Tim stumbling down the hall in a sleep deprived state and comes face to face to Danny.
Danny immediately meows he’s head off while Tim stands there smugly “Alfred isn’t here hello kitty” he snorts, he tries to walk past but Danny blocks him.
After a bit of a struggle Tim gets to the kitchen and worst of all the coffee machine. “Face it Alfred jr, there’s nothing you can do” Tim giggles raise the mug to he’s lips.
A flash bomb of green light blinds Tim. “Is that so?”
BOOM
Danny knocks Tim tf out.
Danny has been reincarnated.
Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.
It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?
His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-
Anyways.
He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.
He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.
Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.
Whatever.
So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.
He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.
He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!
'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.
Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!
He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.
Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.
He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.
I need for the two of them to have their own adventures before being discovered. Like I need them to become Metropolis' own cryptids for a little bit, like a few weeks at least.
I need Match hunching down slightly as his tiny-brother leads him through the alleys and streets at night. And Match? He can't exactly... make human sounds, not without his throat feeling like it's burning or closing up. So he chuffs, rumbles, makes quiet noises that Danny echoes, intermittent with something other, almost chirpy. Quiet croons that echoes from alleys unlike any sort of animal the people who walk by know of.
Danny knows they probably shouldn't be stealing, but they need clothes that aren't just the white full-body things. They need food too, even if they can photosynthesize for part of it, because they can't- he doesn't want them to be seen, neither does Match. Being seen means they could be brought back.
And they're both lacking information- they might have information downloaded to their brains, but they don't have the context for any of it.
So they might've stolen some clothing that had been out drying, and they might've also stolen a bag too, but they need it! They're just kids, they're still growing and don't know much about what is going on around them. They might be slightly feral.
Maybe they break into a library at nightime? Or, Danny gets Match sunglasses and a hat. Shows him how to slouch like a teen. And casually Saunters in. Look, they need information. Libraries have books! Books he can read to get information! They also have magazines and newspapers. Danny needs!! And, he can play baby. Big bro is moody! So he doesn't talk. He's just here so I can read books while Mom and Dad are at work. Honest! And well, grouchy meta teens aren't unknown. Sure the older one should probably be in school. But, it is a library. So clearly he has a chance to learn. They don't know the kids circumstances. Sure hon. There's the kids section. Oh, your big bro wants the news too? Ok honey.
Meanwhile the rest of the time they skulk around getting enough food to live. Scaring the crap out of pretty thieves. Napping in random abandoned buildings. On roofs. In car parks. You know, just homeless kid things. Danny is doing great thanks! He's bailing this whole clone on the run thing! Ellie would be so proud of him! He's getting a good grade in this. Which is both normal and reasonable to want. Yup.
Oh my gosh I forgot about libraries, how could I have forgotten about those (it's the sleep deprivation lol)
I bet they do both. Metropolis? Probably has more than one library, and I bet the first few times they end up kind of breaking in, but they're also trying to not bring attention to themselves, so once they have those supplies like actual clothes? Oh yeah. And Oh my god Match with the sunglasses and leather jacket of the comic superboy is such a fun idea-
Is what I'm about to add about to move the plot forward? Maybe, may not but I wanna add these thoughts anyway.
Moving right back around to my comment about Match holding Danny upside down by his leg, I like to think that him doing that is either a normal or semi-normal thing. Like, he just does it for literally no reason most of the time and Danny? He's annoyed by it because, yea, he dangling and he's pretty sure Match is laughing (in his own way) at it too.
When he's actually annoyed with Danny (rare thing) he holds him up by the back of his shirt like an unruly kitten and Danny just, dangles there but in a different sort of way because the other grab was moreso kind of playful? This one is sort of 'Okay you've done something stupid' kind of hold and he knows that Match wouldn't hurt him but the silent disappoint works wonders.
Also that perching on the shoulder bit, Danny has gotten very good at climbing up Match to either stand or sit on his shoulder. And I'm also imagining that Match kinda picks him and places him up there too for one reason or another. Danny can stand or crouch on side of Match's shoulders while he's walking without effort.
Which is very off putting to see for anyone who manages to catch sight them from within the dark.
I see you calling them slightly feral, and I raise you this. Match is the more feral of the duo, Danny isn't as much because he has another life to draw from but Match? Match totally looks at a hissing cat and hisses back because he doesn't like the vibe he's being given and then scares said cat away because what comes out sounds goddamn unholy.
Another point for the cryptid vibe they could have going on.
Cause like, are you going to go check out the random, unholy demonic screeching coming from the darkness of an alley? Even Gothamites know not to do something like that!....They hope..
Also the thing you said about Danny and in the tags about Match being constantly alert for danger and I raise you this.
You're walking through Metropolis at night, phone in hand, flashlight in the other with your camera app primed and ready. You aren't looking to cause crime, but you're careful, nonetheless. You could always call Superman to get you out of danger, anyway.
Tonight, you're cryptid hunting.
Just for proof, you think. Walking through the dark alleys of Metropolis that you, previously, barely paid much attention to, the reason for this is because you overheard your friends talking about them, and even making jokes about Metropolis now having their own shadowy entities just like Gotham.
You weren't dared to do this, nor were you told to.
You were just curious.
Unfortunately, no matter how much you looked, you couldn't find them. Beginning to grow tired of searching, you look at the time on your phone to see it's currently past midnight at 2:59 AM.
You weren't paying much attention to what was in front of you and, as a single digit went up, you heard it. A slight huff, followed by clicks and small chirps.
It was 3:00, on the dot.
The witching hour.
It could be a coincidence, you think to yourself, but nonetheless you stride forwards. You try to walk quietly, keeping the light to just in front of you so you could work your way through your surroundings.
A sharp, short click rang out in the alleyway.
You raise your flashlight and the sight staring back at you nearly made you drop it.
There stood, more like slouched actually, a tall man? No, a boy, that just struck you the wrong way. Like there was something other about him and you would ping it as the boy's eyes looking inhuman, pure black sclera with light blue eyes that stared at you with all the focus of the goddamn sun. Yet it wasn't that, you couldn't place your finger on it exactly, but you could feel by the way your hairs raised that he wasn't human.
You stared at him, he stared at you. Time seemed to stand still until you blinked, eyes dry from being open for so long and then you realized.
He wasn't blinking.
You look down to avoid his gaze as a shiver ran down your spine, about to take a step back until you paused. There was... a child? Standing there, looking at your curiously from where he was stationed behind the bigger one. He looked and felt more human than the other one but as you looked closer you started to notice some things.
His skin looked smooth and not in the way a usual child's would be. More like how a statue or pottery looked smooth, sculpted with calm and perfect hands. His eyes were bright, so much so that you thought they were glowing for a moment, but that might just be the light from the flashlight.
The thought suddenly hit you like a brick to a window. Even though they were right in front of you, your flashlight pointed directly at them and shining in their faces.
They were not squinting or shying away from it.
You were staring for too long. You thought later, thinking back on the moment that low, terrible hiss stated up. It still sent a shiver down your spine thinking about it.
At first, it sounded vaguely like a cat, but as it went on and got louder it started to sound like what you could only describe as if you walked on shattered glass mixed with a deep rumble and something else you couldn't quite place. Whatever it was, it didn't sound human, and you scrambled to just, get away from it and, before you could even begin to think that you were safe.
Footsteps.
It was chasing you.
Now, look, you were a grown adult. You had a job, pay taxes, all of the shit that came with regular adulthood. But faced with what you think was a demon from literal hell chasing you, you may have panicked a bit and blindly threw the nearest thing you could and sped up.
It was when you were a good few blocks away from that alleyway, trying to catch your breathing that you realized. Oh shit, you threw your flashlight.
You only had one of those.
And then, another moment later as you mourned its passing, you looked down at your phone and see that the main thing you came here for. A video.
You didn't press record.
Fuck.
I mean, it's not like they have a watch or anything lol. (No joke absolutely love the writing you did it's amazin) I bet they stay quiet, or at least only make quiet noises, until they feel it's dark enough that most people aren't out that might overhear them.
But people going out looking for local cryptids? Even if it's just by blurry pics and word of mouth? That's going to spook the two of them either further into the city, or farther out of it. Neither want to be spotted, to be brought back to the cold labs full of corpses and tests. But they also have to think about supplies, about access to information.
You know that thing where Superman straight up ate bullets? Like he can do that? I bet the kids can do that too. I bet they gnaw on some metal for iron (and maybe Danny gnaws on Match's arm to his embarrassment when he starts getting his fangs).
Danny feels very proud that he's doing good at this homeless clone stuff. Look, they aren't even malnourished (are you sure about that) or sick (yet) and haven't been so much as spotted by any of the lab people.
And it's nice to have a big-little brother for this, to not be alone. He likes being held, despite insisting that he's an adult, and the purring is soothing. So is the rumbling that he knows is a warning for others to not come near.
He's doing so good at this big-little brother-ing! He even has a notebook that he might've perhaps stolen to put lists on what they need!
And now he has a flashlight! It's great, like a toy almost. Er. Well he knows it's not a toy but give him a break, his reincarnation is three, if that, and it's nice to have something to fiddle with. (which he'll admit it's hilarious whenever Match chases after someone, even if he has to tug on his ear or the back of his jacket to get him to stop eventually)
And Match can fly too now! Erm, not for long, and only after a long time of sunbathing, which they can't exactly do, not often, but he can! Which'll be great if there's an emergency!
Danny was a bit annoyed by the dangling, at first, but he honestly finds it funny now. He gets to wave his arms around and swing around and honestly, it's fun to do that now when they aren't worrying about not being seen or constantly moving.
He also takes to fidgeting with his newly gotten flashlight, not turning it on to save battery but he does pass it between his hands turns it up and down and throws it up into the air and back down into his hand.
Danny has been worrying about a lot of things, mostly about where they would get food, a place to sleep and hide away without being seen by other people. They get energy from the sun, yes, but Danny gets less from it than Match does, and they rarely get to sunbath properly anyways. Match was obviously worried about him and when he dropped Danny into the back of his hood when he refused to sleep, well.
It worked like an unexpected charm.
Danny was miffed about it the first few times, but he got used to it. Even demanding when he got tired of walking and Match, of course, indulged him. He has lists written about with things they need, which place they could feasibly target without being too suspicious and all the libraries in Metropolis he's aware of.
He was so lucky that it came with a pen.
Things were good, not great but also not bad. Even if the encounter where he got his flashlight scared them a bit about people looking for them, they managed to avoid anything else!
He could even say that things were looking up for them!
Which was when the universe decided to screw with him, apparently.
Because there was a dude, a guy, a rando, laid under a crumbled wall after having been punched by his big-little brother straight through the abandoned building they decided they were going to hold up in. Normally, they would have ran, and they are! Really!
But the guy had one of those S marks on his shirt. Which he recognized was commonly worn around by Superman from a few old newspapers he's found, and Match gave out the most animalistic, demonic growl he's ever heard.
With a strength and speed Danny didn't even know he possessed, Match sprang forward and just, punched the guy through the wall, scooped Danny up and ran.
Holy shit. They might have just killed a man.
That could have been a fan of Superman and a completely normal guy. Holy shit they might have just become murderers and more people would be looking for them and they might get thrown in jail or even worse back down there-
Safe to say, it took a lot of worried coos, hugs and purrs to get Danny to not spiral any further.
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Superboy was just punched through the wall. It didn't even hurt.
The punch did.
Which was surprising as it was confusing. He was Superman's clone! Invulnerability was his thing! How did a simple punch hurt?
He was just curious of these cryptids that people were talking about, and then he found a three-year-old that he was really sure shouldn't have been there and was going to get him to a safer place. Then he heard one of the weirdest sounds he's ever heard before he was swung off his feet and blow into the nearest wall.
He's actually kinda glad he let go of the kid before that, otherwise he might have been a pancake.
After shrugging off the rubble he felt a bruise, a bruise, forming on his cheek.
That was weird.
Match Grab-the-Baby-and-Run El everyone. Lol.
You know he's definitely going to mention it to the others. Or they're going to ask (read, freak out) the moment they see he has an honest to sun bruise.
Match? Is trying to sooth the smaller brother with chuffs and purrs and cuddles. And is slightly upset when it doesn't fully work at first. Because yeah, Danny is pretty sure someone just died, or at the very least their organs were probably ruptured or something! He struggles to explain the issue because he's panicking, just a hint, about being found by the lab people. The scientists who would either terminate them or test them- And he's an adult-sort-of, but his little-big brother isn't, and he has nightmares of the last life, of small bodies melting- Oh hello panic attack, he hasn't had one of those in this life yet.
So! A great source of food for homeless people who can get to it? Is Shop bins. Lots of places throw out perfectly edible food if they can't sell it. A lot put locks on the bins. Guess which two clones on the run have the ability to break said locks! That's right, our boys. It does mean the shops will have grainy footage of two blurs ripping open then bins, taking food, and then vanishing. But like, Danny and Match have food now!
Danny is going to slowly come out of his panic attack being cuddled and crooned to. And he feels nice and warm and safe. He's going to hug Match and probably sob for a bit. Match is freaking out! Why is his brother sad! What does he do? Match would like to know please. At least he's breathing properly again. Even if he is crying all over him.
Kon explaining that he thinks he found their cryptids. One is a maybe 4 year old kid. The other looks about his age? And yeah, he went to hear the baby. Big bro clearly freaked. Since Kon them got punched hard. He didn't know he COULD bruise. Robin? Do we need to tell the adult heroes? Or do you think we got this covered? Cause I don't know what to do ya know?
Match? Constantly purring and keeping Danny close. He doesn't entirely understand what a panic attack is, but he knows whatever just happened to his little bro is bad.
Connor is utterly befuddled because, wow. Ow. This is what a bruise feels like? Huh, he doesn't like how it makes his face kind of sore while he eats. At least he doesn't have a black eye or broken nose, right? He doesn't want to know if he could've gotten one.
Robin? Tim? Vibrating in place. On one hand, potential threat. On the other? A mystery! That he'll find the answer to! Are they magic? Meta? Alien? Literal cryptids? Who knows, there's not a single good picture yet.
Tim, Tim no! You are going to make them paranoid! Tim, you are going to spook the babies! Match is on fact baby. Danny? Might be a reincarnated soul. But his body? Baby. You can't bully babies!
Imagine that when they eventually do meet Superman and/or Connor face to face, Danny is sitting on Match's shoulder or in his hood and just very quickly covers Match's eyes to keep him from getting too agressive (he'd still be defensive though)
"You have to go, the bad lab people made my brother get mad when he sees the weird S thing."
For this? It's got to be Young Justice. Core four group stood there flabbergasted at what that statement implies. Connor having a crisis over having younger(?) Brothers. One of which wasn't even given proper language skills! What the fuck Luthor!! Tim is gleeful that he found them! Oh, oh god, more traumatised clones. Bart has so many questions. Also, he would like to cuddle the baby. So cute!! Cassie? Would like to know why the small one looks more like Diana than Clark.
Okay if Superman starts to pull his passive those-aren’t-my-kids shit I fully believe they’d hit a 180 out the door, immediately.
Tf do they look like begging for love where they’re not wanted (Conner was a real one) They love each other already. On the other hand Diana is Jumping for joy, like pop your shit Clark I got this.
She does not.
DPXDC Prompt #90
Jason was frustrated with life, of course he was a revenant without a way to get revenge with Bruce’s no kill rule. Doesn’t say he can’t get others to kill for him, so when he gets captured by cultists he decides to take a leap of faith and make his wish to the Ghost King before the cultists can make their stupid wish about world domination or something.
The Ghost King accepts but wants a favor from him, what Jason wasn’t expecting was a kid with black hair blue eyes about 14, showing up on his doorstep saying he needed a place to crash and this was the ghost kings favor. Jason gets a message from his family just then, the Joker is confirmed dead. He doesn’t know why the Ghost King wants him to take care of a random teen but a deal is a deal.
Jason: So... How come you're the favour??
Danny: I'm half ghost. And uh, the government made it legal to hunt/kill me. So. Red Hood, protector of the downtrodden, avenger of the dead? Pretty safe bet to keep me half-alive that bit longer.
Jason: I have titles??
Danny: Oh yeah! SO many Gotham ghosts LOVE you! You have NO idea how many of them light up when talking about you my guy!!
This addition killed me. You know Jason would be like literally glowing when Danny tells him this. Especially when Danny inevitably becomes his sidekick and during a Patrol Meetup with the Bats, Lady Gotham appears and absolutely gushes over her favored knight and her young king.
Also, I need someone to write about what happens when Danny learns about the All Blades.
Danny would also like to have magic swords please? Pretty please?
Lady Gotham doesn't out Danny as King. Just calls him Amitys protector. One of his earliest titles.
The Bats are very confused. When did Jason get a sidekick? Why is Lady Gotham able to just pop up now? Usually only magic types..... Oh. Hood and his sidekick.... Make the same death jokes. Fuck sake Jason!
I don't know why but with your addition, I just envision Danny running around with a red bucket on his head with holes poorly cut out for his eyes and it'd be hilarious, but then people fuck around and find out that HE'S the terrifying one, not Hood.
Jason would not let him. Unless he wore proper head protection underneath it. Head trauma is bad! He would know!!
The first time someone knocks the bucket off and sees the hood under it? They just sigh. Of course. This is Red Hood jr. Of course he wore a second thing under the bucket. Turns out knocking off the bucket also unleashed his best down mode. Because why not.
🤣🤣🤣
Of course Red Hood’s protégé has a second mask under his big red bucket. Classic Hood shit!
I was given the perfect set up!!! Of course I took advantage!
Now imagine the batfams reactions to this knowledge. Red Hood jr existing at all. Followed by wearing an armoured hood under the drama bucket?
They are just like.... Is this timeline shenanigans? Is this your future child???!? Past you? Are we sure he's not related. Actually fully sure!
Where did you even find the feral, dramatic sassy brat??
Jason: I found him hiding behind a dumpster. I lured him out with a can of tuna, like the wet feral cat he is.
Every time he is asked he gives a different answer. When they track down Danny? So does he. They didn't even plan this. Jason never told him he was doing this. Danny just went... Fuck it. And then was asked a second time. And figured they either don't share information. Or his and Jason's stories don't match. At which point? Time to Fuck with them!
Jason: He followed me home one day. He looked like a sad raccoon. How could I abandon him!
Danny: Oh! He saved me from human traffickers and I got attached.
Jason: He found me stabbed in an alleyway. Decided I clearly needed help getting home.
Danny: I'm from a different dimension, I'm pretty sure Jason is my alternate counterpoint!
Jason: I took him in as payment for a debt.
Danny: Oh! My parents tried to kill me. You know how Jason feels about that sort of thing!!
The batfam staring at the conspiracy board spanning half of Tim's room. Which of these seemed to be the most likely lies?
They settle for the real reason to be the Alternate from Another Universe because Lady Gotham herself called Jr "Amity's protector" and they are unable to find the city (because Techus is just that good, of course they can't find it when Ghostwriter stole every papertrail and Techus erased all the digital traces of it)
Danny was all set to enjoy this. Up until he was faced with Batman trying to parent him.
"Your not dad shaped" *points at Mister "heads in duffle bags"* "HE is though!"
Danny: Well... Technically more big brother shaped. But nope! You sir, are NOT my Dad! Good day!!
Jason *wheezing and crying in the background*
Nightwing: And me! Am I big brother shaped????
Danny:.... You have eldest daughter syndrome don't you?? Yeah sure. You are big sibling shaped. I guess?
Oh but what if Danny clocks Batman as similar to Vlad and calls him fruitloop? To his face? Before being grabbed and hauled back by Jason?
Also I feel like Jason and Steph would make absolutely hilarious and brilliant chaos siblings and Jason often drops Danny off with Steph when he needs to go off to do slightly more dangerous stuff.
So NOW you have Batman suddenly coming across Hood Jr. following Spoiler. Batman's attempt at parenting him and Steph at that point leads to Danny tossing a glitter glue grenade and disappearing with Spoiler following after, "Too bad Bossman! Not our parent!"
Jason returns a day after, and the tricks Danny picked up from Spoiler are absolutely the bane of his gang's existence. The minute Hood leaves Danny in a room with whichever goon is present as responsible for making sure the kid stays safe is when chaos ensues.
Danny: Guess what Spoiler taught me!!
Goon: I'd rather not know thanks.
Goon 2: Yeah. That one scares me!
Danny:... You work for Hood? And Spoiler scared you?
Goon 2: Look. Hood might kill me if I Fuck up. Spoiler? Will destroy a man's will to live. And then make him keep on living.
Danny: She's gonna be thrilled when I tell her you said that!!
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Jason: Danny. Why the fuck was Ted crying?
Danny: Spoiler.
Jason: How did Spoiler make him cry without even being there?
Danny: She's just that good.
Danny: I wanna be just like her when I grow up
Danny: well- I mean I would if I could grow up.
Jason:
Danny: cuz you know. I’m dead.