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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

madeleinefjall

i'm normal about them

#kcd

galgali

it is absolutely true that every character in death note is in a completely different piece of media from every other character. light thinks he's in law and order. L is in columbo, as columbo. misa is in a sabrina carpenter song and rem is in a chappell roan song. to ryuk this is all the three stooges. soichiro is in taken and matsuda is in brooklyn 99 and aizawa is in disco elysium. this is mikami's silence of the lambs and you're living in it. mello will either make this whole situation into twilight or die trying, and near? well. near is in death note.

escentia

This image appeared unto me like a vision from the Virgin Mary and I had to make it real

#kcd

just-spacetrash

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Star Trek mental health counselors at a conference trading horror stories realize they’re all talking about Miles O’Brien.

crabcrabcrabmeat

world-of-lang

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

t00thpasteface

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

5weekdays

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

5weekdays

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

5weekdays

who was that.

5weekdays

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

ekelgott

To cast a murderous poet through tavern air

makes sport enough for any tale to bear.

Yet speak it not with pride too soon, I say

for first, one must survive the fray!

#HIII I LOVE THIS #the thaumaturge

theatreocelot

My proposal for a terrible and inconvenient piece of dual theatre

Basically when the pieces interact, the curtains open and the two plays become one. This would be awful to time and would probably suck mad shit, however I think I should be allowed to try and make it anyway