Hattie

comedian/actress/writer Previously: 1/2 of Taydar, the queer Swiftie podcast currently: growth marketing strategist @ Hidden Door

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[sobcat]

old painting, deer infront of the windows xp solitaire winning animation

[beardedmrbean]

[queenhattiejean]

hi Tumblr and specifically former Taydar listeners! It is your ol pal Hattie who has an ASK for you. My new Day Job is in the fanfic-adjacent space, I am the marketing strategist for a single-player RPG called Hidden Door. Think AO3 x D&D! We work with authors to develop their books into "worlds," and then you, the readers, the audience, the fans, can play through stories in these worlds. It's VERY FUN AND I NEED YOUR HELP. Next week we are going to record a playthrough of our new NUTCRACKER plot card (which you can play right now!!!). Since you can play the Nutcracker plot card in any world, we need help narrowing it down. Could you vote in our poll, please, and let us know where to play? (I think Nutcracker Dracula, aka NUTCRACKULA, is the way to go, but…I live to serve the public). Here is the Discord link to vote! Thank you in advance for your brains minds hearts interest love support and participation https://discord.com/channels/928721376762810458/928725496047476746/1448429309231632549

[judasisgayriot]

at certain times. when the veil between reality and 2014 tumblr is thin. well lets just say. anything is possible

[dollmaycry]

you know a cat wrote this

[willgrahamscock]

Will Graham PAID Hannibal to be his therapist and they role played a scene where he put a knife to Hannibal’s throat and his ‘blood’ got sprayed all over Will’s face and you’re trying to tell me he’s not a little freak?

[branchus]

In most romcoms the girl changes herself for the guy to like her but in nbc hannibal hannibal changes the guy for the guy to like him, what a girlboss

[theblob1958]

For Sesame Street’s 50th Anniversary

[mapsontheweb]

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

[dessa-banks]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

@blinded-by-love

[medicinemane]

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I like how you think.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

enough. to the Box with you

[artistsanimals]

Title: Eels Artist: Ohno Bakufu Date: 1937 Source: Ukiyo-e.org

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[everythingfox]

“When he’s in a good mood he comes up the stairs singing”

(via)

[mutantrenegade]

This boy really announcing his presence like a zelda key item

[dobaara]

[snownonthebeach-deactivated2023]

taylor swift (rep stadium tour) icons

like or reblog if you save

© tayloraiiscns on twitter

[catswantlove-deactivated2024092]

Credits: @kapebeans

😻😻😻😻

[fleebites]

what if unicorns were the size of cats?

and they just… lived with us, in our homes?