Warden, after losing Alistair in a forest: I’ve got this
Nathaniel: omg what are you–
Warden, cupping her hands around her mouth: THE HERO OF FERELDEN SUCKS
Alistair, in the distance, accompanied by the sound of explosions: WHO SAID THAT?! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT ABOUT MY WIFE?! WHEN I FIND YOU, I WILL–
Warden: found him
Nathaniel: can’t we just leave him…


















