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My newest tattoo 😍

ewaneneollav

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

inc4rn4t

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

petitescarlette

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

crearuru

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

adrithegreat

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

ginandmisadventures

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

skeletonwheel-deactivated201910

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

phoenixflorid

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

lordsherlokimort

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

odditycollector

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

autisticvimes-deactivated201612

HEY NOW

nickyofthestars

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

one-in-lemillion

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

riddle-me-bitch

And that dress was white and gooold

ericvilas

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

letteredlettered

bakabun-deactivated20230829

this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.

pattythenest

Man…this is old

tooiconic

This was so cringe but it was the best cringe.

Fucking men I swear to god.

Fucking men 😒🙃

lavendersucculents

When you guys have visited potential apartments, what kind of questions did you ask besides the basics like what rent and utilities include?

dynastylnoire

Here are questions I didn’t ask but should have: what does the basement look like?

What measures are taken to secure the building ?

Are the walls thin? Brief info of who lives in the building. Are they college kids? People that work through the day? Elderly? Is it a mix? Where does the garbage go?

Can I pay rent bi-weekly? What kind of fuses does the apartment use? (My fuse box is in the basement. If I blow a fuse I have to replace it myself. They screw until the box. All of which I didn’t know until it happened and I was sitting in the dark suddenly.)

audreynical2

Who do I call for repairs? (If it’s a private rental) Am I allowed to paint the walls? Is there any additional storage? Do you do regular pest control?

werewolfau-deactivated20180321

count the outlets, ask about recycling policies, ask if there’s a noise restriction (nothing loud after midnight, everything goes on the weekend, etc)

LAUNDRY FACILITIES Definitely ask about security Whether subletting is allowed (esp if you’re in college and might want to sublet for the summer) If you have a car, whether there’s parking/how much it costs What kind of heating/AC there is Procedure/response time for any maintenance How mail/packages are received/protected from theft (seriously people stealing your packages can be a huge problem) What kind of verification of your salary will they want, and in what circumstances will they accept a guarantor instead? Whether the apartment is furnished

Assuming you are in the middle of looking at/choosing between places: When does the lease start? Are you going to give preference to people based on when they can move in? Whether groups of a certain number of people get preference Really anything about who they prioritize for applications, it can save you a lot of trouble in trying to apply to places you’ll never get into

gizkasparadise

not something for asking the realtors, necessarily, but important rights you should be aware of as a tenant:

when and for what reasons are your landlords allowed to enter your home? how much of a notice should they give you before entering?

can the landlord make modifications to your home or apartment without your approval? to what extent?

what are the options and conditions for breaking your lease early if there’s an emergency? (this is ESPECIALLY important for anyone moving to a new state/considerable distance where you are not able to visit the apartment/home before you rent – students get taken advantage of ALL THE TIME with this shit)

if your first or last month at the property is a partial stay (i.e. you move in on july 15th, and rent is typically due on the first) make sure you don’t pay the full first month’s rent before you know the area laws! in many states, you are only legally required to pay for the time you are occupying the property

is renter’s insurance necessary? many apartments want at least 30k coverage, which can run a couple hundred dollars extra per year

are the landlords/property management liable for crimes on the property? for example, if your car was broken into. if not GET RENTER’S INSURANCE

abetterfatethanwisdom

Is there a pet policy? Deposit/monthly rent?

Can I get a checklist of things that need to be done/fixed to get my deposit back at the end? (They should provide this for you - do a walkthrough when you’re looking and have them point out what they want done. You’ll want that money back!!)

Check the outlets, bring your phone charger and plug it in to test!

If there isn’t laundry in the apartment, can they install a washer and dryer for a fee? (Happened to a friend for 50 bucks more, she could’ve have a washer dryer put in. What the hell it’s worth it, trust me.)

Is it a smoking complex? Some in AZ are non-smoking.

Has anyone died in the apartment? (Maybe this is dumb but I just read about someone who found out the previous tenant committed suicide in her place. Not good.)

You wanna throw me out and disown me. That's fine but don't be upset when I don't want anything to do with you. All because you don't like my decisions.

Back to square one. They'll never understand the love I have for him. And if I'm gonna keep loving him then I have to live with the consequences. The things you do for love.

Changes are coming my way soon. 🤗🤗

And just like that it was over..

1-4-3

librascendants

Fears:

An ☆Aries moon biggest fear: Missing out on things.

A ☆Taurus moon biggest fear: Ending up doing something they hate and regretting it when it’s too late.

A ☆Gemini moon biggest fear: Second guessing themselves.

A ☆Cancer moon biggest fear: Making the wrong choices when it comes to trusting people.

A ☆Leo moon biggest fear: Being a burden and people not wanting to be around them.

A ☆Virgo moon biggest fear: Never amounting to anything.

A ☆Libra moon biggest fear: Things that aren’t in their control.

A ☆Scorpio moon biggest fear: Hurting the people they care about the most.

A ☆Sagittarius moon biggest fear: Having to depend on other people for everything.

A ☆Capricorn moon biggest fear: Not knowing what to expect from a certain situation or person.

An ☆Aquarius moon biggest fear: Overthinking and allowing it to get to the best of them.

A ☆Pisces moon biggest fear: Being the person they said they wouldn’t become.

Last night was perfect💕

rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.

HE GONE.

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance*

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.

tastefullyoffensive

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.