Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP
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NASA
Peter Solarz
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Stranger Things
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game of Thrones Daily
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP
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🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White
compilation of some of my favorite tags on this post
Dude... allow me to add to your trove.
I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!
This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis
why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph
compelling argument
what does this say about victor hugo
no he was just french
R.R Tolkien?
autistic infodumping
Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p
Hey I heard you’re giving out anxiety, can I have 1 anxiety please?
yes, here is a baby oarfish
that’s a BABY?
boy howdy are you in for a treat! introducing, the Oarfish!
MA! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKING FISH!
Not much is known about Oarfish. Their maximum length is debatable, though there are reports of specimen up to 56 ft long. They live at great depths, and are rarely observed alive. Here’s a relatively small one:
Slightly larger one:
aaaaand, little bigger:
Yeah. these children get long. hold on a mo’, i might have a better photo
yeah. there we go. a few hundred lbs of Oarfish. like i said, length-variable. that one’s only about 28 feet though. so like, imagine that but double.
look how excited everyone is. well, everyone but the fish. oh, fun fact! they can self-amputate up to 3/4th of their body. lizard style.
Historically, Oarfish have been described as sea serpents, and are probably responsible for a fair portion of myths. In Japanese folklore, their appearance portends earthquakes. Though rarely seen, Oarfish live in every ocean. All around the world. Everywhere. No matter what coastline you’re on, they’re always there. Just a few thousand feet below water. Waiting.
Watching.
JESUS THAT WAS MORE THAN 1 ANXIETY
I AM A WHOLESALE PROVIDER
…when they self-amputate their lower bodies, do you think it just keeps wiggling around down there like a 42-foot-long dismembered lizard tail?
I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.
This is the best ever "it gets better" reason I can think of. If no other reason appeals to you, do it for the robotic dinosaur tail.
insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.
the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets
Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune
That last ROO always gets me
Rocky perhaps bit off more than he can chew
This reads like Rocky's parents or friends trying to gently warn them and Rocky, fueled by love and lust, not caring
I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions
the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you
We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere
I’ve never been to law school so I do wonder sometimes what percentage of people in there think that this is just a stepping stone on their way to becoming a senator or other sort of big important government guy
Like the number can’t be zero. Especially among white men with well to do parents and hair gel.
Have been to law school and can confirm these dudes exist.
Considering you probably had to interact with them, you have my condolences.
Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again
WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????
I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.
And you will see it again.