Fuck You, I Love You, Eat A Rat

[andremichaux]

LEVERAGE | 3.08

[iphisesque]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic

my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

[cqssqndrq]

hearing @operationslipperypuppet, @stone-stars and @sideblogdotjpeg mentioned in the mixed bag and immediately hitting the surprised pikachu… the cool people from my dash?? in naddpod?? it’s more likely than you’d think!!

[sideblogdotjpeg]

post radio city poll!!! (collated by me, @stone-stars and @operationslipperypuppet)

EIGHT HOUR FLIGHT WHERE ARE YOU SITTING

seat 1 (window seat, calder & penny)

seat 2 (middle seat, fia & mavid)

seat 3 (aisle seat, mavrus & dave)

seat 4 (middle seat, frankie & zirk)

seat 5 (window seat, bev & sol)

seat 6 (middle seat, mac & tread)

seat 7 (window seat, onyx & callie)

seat 8 (aisle seat, hank & nyack)

seat 9 (middle seat, hardshine)

seat 10 (aisle seat, balnor & jens)

Voting ended onApr 12

[argentavis]

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

[ju-nebugg]

just received a vision of hj gifting lavonte his vitae through his wrist and later gracing the spot with a tattoo that just so happens to look like a set of fangs as well as a popular california landmark

literally thought of this, said “oh my god” out loud, and sprinted to my tablet

(goofy bonus under the cut)

[ju-nebugg]

something about “we’ve done this dance before”

[cigcity]

Spoilers for the most recent bonus cases:

Why the fuck does every character turn into a vicious beast??? Like what do you mean your last words are woman to woman as she BITES INTO YOUR JUGULAR????

Hell, it could be the real…

Welcome to the shittiverse Peppermint Patty

[batoidman]

And they were roommate business partners 🫢

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 6: The Sunday Scoop and Spiteful Spirits

It is important to have journalistic integrity and to eat a lot of cherries.

D20 Masterpost || Ep 5 || Ep 7

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 7: A Co-op and a Caretaker

Just two platonic business partners.

D20 Masterpost || Ep 6 || Ep 7

[fae-or-f0e]

Finally got around to drawing le Contesse Madelaine!! She is so small and has done nothing wrong ever, don’t even worry about it.

[gabbysgoobers]

My favorite scenes from this last episode

[jalapenyochips]

they've already got a guy! you know it!

(based on a cover of "Go For It, Nakamura!")

[ju-nebugg]

something about “we’ve done this dance before”

[jalapenyochips]

a guy and his ghorse

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]