i got nothing

magpie 🐦 they/them 😎 old autistic jewish queer spn sideblog: 80hdean 911 sideblog: starbuckaroo

[neuromagpie]

new pinned post

if u know me in real life: no u don’t

[covid-safer-hotties]

source

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

[suprsaturatd]

Don’t hold your breath.

[never-obsolete]

Who Needs a 75GB Hard Drive? Maximum PC - August 2000

[mellifexfarm]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[someemochick]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[fellangel]

a relationship should be fifty-fifty. She lays me gently in the cold dark earth and I crawl home to her.

[fellangel]

this post is genuinely haunting me. Please leave it alone

[bundibird]

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

[witha-boxofscraps]

This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS

[bundibird]

Sorry, @akinari-kashihara , she invited who the fuck to her wedding??

[akinari-kashihara]

Hi sorry

Taylor Swift fans ‘sickened’ after ICE contractor attends wedding

The contractor's company is responsible for running ICE's largest detention centre.

[cryptidcaper]

Did everyone also forget her old photos too?

[gotterhag]

Post of the Year award

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[violetfractal]

[actualdikdik]