Queer Botanical Bitch

Femme Feminist with a fascination for photography. Lover of literature, proclivity for poetry, gifted gardener, and a tenacious taste for tea. Will gladly debate about God, the universe, and fictional characters with equal ferocity. I have a "slight" obsession with plants, musicals, and figurative language.

[kristina100000]

you are doing peculiar shit with that penis my lady

[patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv]

Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

[marrcartney-deactivated20230330]

yo mr white bitch let me at least put on my pink converse, throw my hair into a quick messy bun and put on some mascara to accentuate my blue orbs first bitch

[ok-dingo]

me using every ounce of concentration to see the brown part on minecraft steve's face as a beard for like 0.2 milliseconds before it immediately turns back into a smiley face in my mind's eye

[macaulaytwins]

he’s a 10 but one of his paintings keeps getting uglier and more horrific with each passing day

[trailcams]

source

[valtsv]

so i'm considering a possible future career as a mortician but i'm realizing i don't think i'm going to be able to do it. not because i'm a weenie about death or can't handle people grieving but because i just had the thought "my favorite part of the elbalming process is when the mortician goes 'it's morgueing time!' and morgues all over those corpses". so. yeah.

[halaenomiller]

it's important to me that queendeath jokes come not from a place of online community or coming together to laugh at her but from a place of profound and viscous hatred for her and every member of her digusting family. for all the deaths by her hand and in her name, deaths that will only increase as the government cracks the eugenical whip.

dont just have fun with the jokes, enjoy the fact that that witch has died. a tyrant is dead. they will starve millions of us for her funeral. we cannot let her rest undefiled. this is what hatred is for, let it energize you. if you are in america or canada or somethere else, this will not affect you directly. remember those who will die this winter.

[silurisanguine]

Now that the Parasite in chief has had her platinum Jubilee, i thought id share some fun facts about the monarchy in the UK and the Queen in particular. All of this information is easily found online.

-The Queen negotiated clauses in the equality and Diversity Act so she wouldn't have to hire 'coloured or foreign' staff in the palace. that clause is still there today.

-The Queen tried to use The State Poverty Fund to heat Buckingham Palace even with her own personal fortune.

-She lobbied the Scottish Parliament 67 times to ensure that new wildlife protections laws woudn't apply to her estates there.

-The main throne she sits on is worth an estimated £40,000,000,000. Her jewellery Collection worth circa £5,000,000,000 made with 28, 578 diamonds and gemstones, almost all of which were stolen from countries Britain invaded and enslaved...sorry colonised. She also banned the Police from searching her estates for stolen artifacts.

-Her crown estate is one of the largest property owners in the country. It has over 26 Royal residencies, inc 9 palaces that remain mostly empty and property portfolio that generates £300 million per year. Yet she had a family thrown out during the covid eviction ban for a £32 unpaid bill.

Her son is a nonce ( pedophile) that she protected through a £12 million payout.

-The 'free' book that was sent to every school to tell kids how wonderful the queen is cost the taxpayer £12 million.

-She has £420 million personal wealth, which doesn't include that for-mentioned crown estate or her antique furniture or her jewellery collection or all the stolen gold.

-She and her family cost the tax payer £345 million per year in security and other protections.

-The jubilee cost the tax payer £28 million , set aside by the chancellor for the purpose of funding it. Whilst there are currently 14.5 million people living in poverty here in the UK.

Celebrating the incredibly rich, racist and privileged whilst millions of our own citizens are suffering is disgusting.

[bshmatthews]

Some sources:

- Buckingham Palace banned ethnic minorities from office roles, papers reveal (2021) (the article says that there is no longer a ban as of the 1990s, however the clause is still there to allow a ban.)

- Queen asked for poverty grant to heat palaces (2010)

- Revealed: Queen vetted 67 laws before Scottish parliament could pass them (2021) (It's unknown if any of the laws were amended due to her lobbying, but the lawmakers were required to get her approval.)

- Revealed: police barred from searching Queen's estates for looted artefacts (2021)

- Hampton Court mews row: Couple face eviction 'over £32 bill' (2020) (The tenant was using a communal socket to power his electric car.)

- Prince Andrew settles US civil sex assault case with Virginia Giuffre (2022) Prince Andrew pays settlement ending sex assault case (2022) (Guiffre was 17 at the time of the assault. The settlement was initially estimated at 12-14 million, in which case he probably couldn't have afforded it (without the Queen's help?), but some reports say that it was as little as 3 million by the end. IDK I couldn't find anything firm from a reputable source.)

- Queen’s jubilee book for schools to cost £12m (2021)

[godsfavschizo]

new reblog game. reblog to make jeff bezos die

[wolf-with-a-gundam]

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

[cumaeansibyl]

Every time people talk about putting billionaires to the guillotine I'm thinking "in this scenario where you can execute the richest people on the planet you can clearly do whatever you want, so just take their money"

I personally think it would be way funnier to stick Bezos and Musk and them in bland middle class lives like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas, it's a perfectly good life if you aren't accustomed to being able to buy entire political parties or go to space or command a herd of creepy little followers who would probably literally kill for you

Want these chumps to suffer? Make them unimportant.

[v-as-in-victor]

I want billionaires to live a basically comfortable life in a society where no-one, including them, has to worry about food, shelter, healthcare, or transport. I bet that would be miserable for them.

[cumaeansibyl]

Yup! They would look around and see ordinary people living nice stable lives with their basic needs taken care of, and they would know this was all done with their money but without their input, and they would haaaaaaate it.

[scarlet-rosepetals]

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[socialmaya]

[ouroborosmotifs]

she’s a 10 but she thinks her dreams are symbolic of something that is deeply intrinsically wrong with her

[hymnsofheresy]

demonic energy exuding from my phone at all times

[failchild]

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers