[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.28 Chasing Shadows

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[pathetic-gamer]

sent this post to my spouse

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[islandoforder]

the banksy bit is so fucking funny not just because this is so far from banksy’s art style but also we literally all know who banksy is and get this is still the one thing that lavonte rolls extraordinarily well on and therefore keeps working

[depsidase]

[pigeon-princess]

The first season of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was even more perfect than I could have dreamed⚔️

[wizard-loving-wizard]

every purpee citizen that meets darkness man:

[themaidenofwords]

Allegations? No, baby, they're married

[shutyourmoustache]

Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!

[oneheadtoanother]

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[te-eth-milk]

murph has such an impeccable talent to take the trope of big stoic buff guy with a code of honor and instead of being so cool make a character who is an absolute loser

[onegiantmeep]

hey man, chill

[sunwornink]

me born in 2002 watching this

[n1-adora-fan]

[haleyusesherwords]

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Maya watching HJ and LaVonte in ep 7 to me