:^)

Lena, 18, CT. Working on it. Can be spontaneous also gay :^^)

[harrisonosterfield]

this video will be the death of me

[preciouspeterparker]

OMG

[4i20]

[theonion]

LAS VEGAS—In the hours following a violent rampage in Las Vegas in which a lone attacker killed more than 50 individuals and seriously injured 400 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Iowa resident Kyle Rimmels, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep these individuals from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

[pricingvincent]

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

[checked]

If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.

Charles Bukowski (via checked)

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[alwaysbewoke]

[slimegargoyle]

the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things

[barbaraskibros]

Unmarried person spotted.

[slimegargoyle]

you seem straight 

[humoristics]

[cuteavalanche]

Do all pet owners have a “type”?

[chubbycattumbling]

ALL ARE FANTASTIC!

[taco-bell-rey]

I can’t believe we just watched the moon bottom for the sun

[cremsie]

Hey guys so I was out during the total eclipse of the sun and I was sold this really neat plant and y’know I totally got it but I have no idea what kind of plant it is and I forgot to ask. Does anyone know what it is and if so can you tell me how to care for it??

It looks kinda like a flytrap but IDK???? 

[queerlyquitesmall]

Where's the doo-wop choruses

[arrogantsuggestion]

Relax, don’t check up on them. They’re not your problem anymore.

[peteneems]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy

[harrypottersource]

[snorlaxatives]

potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced

[gilfoyledagain]

fuck this post

[snorlaxatives]

- people who haven’t listened to the banger that is potential breakup song

[spidermans-girlfriend]

ok but have you ever actually listened to The Beatles?

[snorlaxatives]

yes they’re boring and old meanwhile potential breakup song goes hard as hell

[paigefredericks-deactivated2018]

K BUT FUCK THIS POST

[living-within-shadows]

Wait people actually think aly and aj are better than the Beatles. That’s a thing? Every song by the Beatles? Really? Have you heard while my guitar gently weeps, I want you (she’s so heavy), help!, I want to hold your hand, blackbird, oh! darling, hey Jude, good night, can’t buy me love, paperback rider, Eleanor Rigby, ok I could go on forever…

[snorlaxatives]

that’s nice but potential breakup song is undeniably better than all of those songs

[dream-for-miles-blog]

Seeing this post, as a person who loves music and has educated them self on many genres and eras, makes me want to cut off every person who likes potential breakup song arms and beat them with them. Beatles are the sole reason for that songs existence and were completely revolutionary to compare the two is like comparing skrillex to Bach. It’s just not okay

[snorlaxatives]

me, jamming out to potential breakup song: ok cool… anyways…

[van-gogh-away-please]

Clearly you’ve never listened to enough of the Beatles. You probably only know them because, guess what, they were one of the best bands of all time, arguably the very best. in a few years aly and aj will be desperate has-beens. The Beatles have and will endure because they had genuine skill, passion, and talent.

[snorlaxatives]

me: *violently shaking my ass to potential breakup song*

[boyfriendjeongguk-deactivated20]

You understand that….you just look stupid right ?

[snorlaxatives]

me: *looks stupid while enjoying one of the most iconic songs in music history, potential breakup song*

[kieptomaniac-deactivated2025022]

This is unbelievably hilarious… You’re honestly just making a fool out of yourself by half-assing these so-called “comebacks” of yours. If you actually have any real evidence to support your claim, come back and talk to me.

[snorlaxatives]

if you want real evidence i suggest listening to this: potential breakup song - aly and aj (2007) it’ll change your life

[spiro-nagnew]

this is seriously my favorite post nothing better than when music snobs lose their shit

[arael]

i literally physically emotionally spiritually could not care less about cars 

[virgoassbitch]

Someone: you’re right

Me: *busts a whole nut*