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[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[pridepages]

Words just aren't enough, which is where art comes in, I suppose—but that's just as complicated in a different way. —Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle

[damienthepious]

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[an-asshole-catboi]

Something I really love about Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle is the point he makes about overcorrecting from the original trope. Sanitizing queer art to the point that nothing bad happens to queer characters ever is not only unrealistic, not only shitty to tell queer people what part of their stories they are or are not allowed to tell, it's also just putting us in another box. The beauty of queer art is when we just get to create what we want to and tell our stories authentically. There's a place for fluffy feel-good queer romance and horrifically fucked up queer horror. As long as queer people and those who love us get to tell our stories in a way that is meaningful, that resonates with the people who interact with it, that is all that should matter.

[pip-says-hi]

Pipster had a little lamb, little lamb,

Little lamb!!

Pipster had a little lamb,

... but something might be wrong.

And everywhere that Pipster went, the lamb was sure to-

-GAHH! AHH! WHAT'S THAT??! IT HAS MY ARM!!!!

As soon as I read the description of the Black Lamb in Chuck Tingle's "Bury Your Gays", I knew I had to have one. I'm still waiting on some red velcro to come in the mail so I can make a couple tabs to keep the head closed, but I'm pretty happy with it. It's so soft and cuddly and it came out just like I was hoping it would.

[livingfictionsystem]

-Chuck Tingle, "Bury Your Gays"

[huggingpebbles]

Taraaa! My aroace queen. I love her, she's so fun.

[podcastwizard]

this one gets to breach containment me thinks

[amethystsoda]

the sequel

[amethystsoda]

the trilogy

[hurglewurm]

goose :)

[gh0stforest]

One time someone hit me with their car and they were wearing a nine inch nails tshirt

[gh0stforest]

My friend said that sounds like the goth version of the down with cis bus story but it was actually real. I was even on my way to get sinister fabric actually.

[gh0stforest]

Nine inch nails listeners beware that sometimes you may be getting 'closer' to an intersection and need to actually look at it to see if there's a red light or someone in the intersection, or people might get 'hurt'

[64mpg]

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

[kaylmao]

i bet origami feels good as fuck if you're a piece of paper

[welcometothehole]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

[coffeeeandbaileys]

when someone dislikes an acclaimed movie i love: you just enjoy being a contrarian

when i dislike an acclaimed movie: i'm the only one who can see the truth

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[ralfmaximus]

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

[anxietyproblem]