Welcome to my mind palace

fond of lobster

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[pururin]

[impishthing]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[loveridden1999]

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[everyday-cutephoto]

[makesyouevil]

really good stuff happening in opla s2

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[nudityandnerdery]

[inwardhardar]

[l0verseyes]

YURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥳🎉🎊

[plastiboo]

[makesoneteam]

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

[pochayun]

would you like to share with the class 🤔

[makesoneteam]

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

[mercury-mage]

would you like to unshare with the class

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[lengurz]