and i have miles to go before i sleep

Yo i'm Amy. Sagittarius. currently 20 n' a front ensemble gangmember of Altitude Percussion (2015, 2016, 2017). i like beatz, n' colorado, n' bustin wack shiznit wit mah playas. letz ride sometime \m/

[wintersbookofmagic]

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

[thebootydiaries]

me at school: Ill do my school work when I get home

me at home: lmao I really thought

[demilypyro]

Timmy Turner voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by manipulating a small change in the workings of our reality, but said change has revealed itself to have an unexpected and unfortunate side effect. I now desire to return the world to its original state, but the alteration inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.

[charlesoberonn]

Jimmy Neutron voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by inventing something but my creation has gotten out of hand and led to unintended consequences. Now I desire to destroy my creation and return everything to its original state, but I lost control of the situation which inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.

[skarchomp]

Spongebob Squarepants voice: Gary stop shitting on the carpet

[willynylanders]

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Why do people get so weird around wheelchair users? I’m literally just a person sitting down.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[venomtots]

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

[venomtots]

All of you are so valid

[mxnrique]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Yeah we’re just feelin it

[nutsacktorturer]

[hillergoodspeed]

[2gris]

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[nordacious]

90s taco bell was more a e s t h e t i c than ur shitty tumblr will ever be

[sandersstudies]

I really want a villain who is a “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” person facing a hero who is a “one black coffee” person.

[fob04]

Doofenshmirtz and Perry the platypus

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[mossadspydolphin]

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

[somethingwendythiswaycomes]

And maybe go some places