hottest titanic survivor

emily / 28 / i’m on a very specific diet of microplastics and amphetamines <3

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[catchymemes]

[toxicmp3]

he had to ask the audience

[girldraki]

[thememedaddy]

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[gums]

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

[detectivehole]

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

[detectivehole]

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

[benihana-circumcision]

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

[anarch0possum]

i mean this, after spending so long getting my entertainment online, theres something incredibly tranquil about shutting it all out for a while to do something in meatspace for myself

[quesaritoqueen]

when I’m feeling overwhelmed I put my phone on dnd and go outside. I’ll go for a walk (without headphones!), play with my dog, read in the sun, water flowers, etc. I feel a huge weight lifted off my shoulders EVERY time. our brains are filled with entirely too much noise — sometimes we just need a few minutes of uninterrupted peace.

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[3000s]

[slimepost-generator]

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

[slimepost-generator]

my house is very unsafe

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[ameriqan]

Happy pride