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emily | 19 | las vegas | nihilistic shitlord

[mnkeybum]

Alex Turner @ Philladelphia’s Union Transfer (edits) [source]

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

Do you ever think about the fact that Ed’s entire life goal almost hinged on whether or not he’d be able to pass the state alchemist test, and yet when he actually got to the test he decided to demonstratively try to assassinate the president

[weeniebagel]

Ed Edd n Eddy wasnt this complicated yall

[reborn-humanoid-deactivated2021]

[trashboat]

[sobeitjayt]

How deep is your love

[woodmeat]

[mediumsizedboy]

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and

[mediumsizedboy]

Rest in Fucking Pease…

[animusrox]

[curioscurio]

HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD

[sassysaidie]

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

[crazy-go-lucky-deactivated20181]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[retrowaifu]

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[im-just-a-reaction]

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

[armedandgayngerous]

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

[triss19]

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

[fedkaczynski]

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

[babylibra]

I have no idea who the artist of this is, but I fucking love it. I want this framed tbh.

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[waffle-sjunior-blog]

Dear Sister,

By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.

Love, your brother Keith.

P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other

[distinguishedbaloney]

[sleepingpigeon]

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.