It's a wonderful life

Austin, 21. He/him/his. INFP.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[bl-romance-lover]

Achilles: *acts super gay around Patroclus*

Patroclus: *kisses him*

Achilles:

[cowboy]

I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

[kiddsworld]

Do you ever shut the fuck up

[cowboy]

sorry

[konoko]

[bob-belcher]

[suburbanjustice]

[morphegus]

real talk something i have to keep learning and i think a lot of you guys are like me: your friends shouldnt be intimidating. if you see all of your friends chillin in a discord vc, dont just sit there and think damn they are all hanging out without me theyre playing games without me they dont want to talk to me. just join the vc homie. if they didnt want you to talk to them they would privatly call. if u wanna play a gane and nobody has asked u to play a game that just means u can be the one to ask to play a game. a majority of the time ur friends are not sitting there thinking about how much they dont want to hang out with you

[morphegus]

also its ok to be the one to initiate all conversations. i love talking to my friends but its not on my mind 24 hours a day. if someone sends me a message im like oh yeah my cool friend who i like messaged me we get 2 talk now

[tvandfilm]

Night at the Museum (2006) dir. Shawn Levy

[otherwindow]

[airsignz]

[charlottan]

kind of a milf. reblog

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

[hollowboobtheory]

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

[sarah-snook]

Thor (2011) | WandaVision (2021-)

[thenightgaunt]

When you get the chance to write a dissertation titled “Einstein-Rosen Bridges and the hot alien who fell out of one and banged my Ph.D Advisor”, you CHANGE YOUR MAJOR and you write that paper. 

[98yuugbugtvscvs6347-deactivated]

tell that to my tumblr mutuals

[megamycete]

charlie d'amelio and the rest of those whores literally live in mansions and what do us tumblrinas get nothing

[nudityandnerdery]

We get an extra hour in the ball pit.

[cargopantsman]

But someone peed in the ballpit :(

[fluffmugger]

trickle down economics

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[lotus-hotel]

I don’t have anything to lose.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

the second most fucked up part of the folgers incest commercial is the brother is coming home from africa and his reaction to the folgers is "finally, real coffee"

[victorious]

[harrypotterconfessions]

Spoilers for Raya and the Last Dragon:

Seeing Raya and Namaari’s relationship reminded me a little of Dumbledore and Grindelwald’s, and it made me wish Dumbledore could have believed in Grindelwald the way Raya ultimately believed in Namaari.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk