The Final Chapter

It's quite a pleasure to meet you! I hope to get to know you better during your stay here.

[carnival-phantasm]

This is exactly how it feels when a popular tumblr user wants to start shit with you

[carnival-phantasm]

[roisale]

3h is out! happy gaming everybody

[comedy-bloggery]

They are scared

[verminviscount]

i like that gif set, and i like the guy talking in it, whats his name

[foolblue]

@cherry–bullets He’s a comedian called Russell Howard, and he’s absolutely incredible!!

[unquiched]

also if you’re prolife WHY ARE YOU FUCKING SHOOTING PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK

[dicksoutfortemeria]

Friendly reminder that “pro life” is a sanitized phrase for “anti woman”

[cowboysuggest]

the two genders are matte and gloss

[bluepapermints]

I am trying to understand why people will want to describe themselves as the type of lamination for book covers

[uberfluss]

I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must’ve been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible

[uberfluss]

the breeder told me he’s been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he’s working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he’s working with something that gives. them a blue tone they’re gorgeous

[greenbaconsmoothie]

I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish

[ladyjencroft]

Well... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[hxans]

[lpbear]

[yoyo0109]

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[nerdyalli-shootingstarlynn]

So all the House trailers are up and

Edelgard: I trust it will be The Black Eagles. The Empire needs you.

Dimitri: Don't forget the Blue Lions walk the true path of Justice

Claude: Not to sway your opinion but You? Me? Golden Deer? We could be great together.

[mrsthunderkin]

POKEFUSION POKEFUSION POKEFUSION POKEFUSION POKEF

[one-time-i-dreamt]

how the fuxk

[afloweroutofstone]

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

[bendingsignpost]

They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole. 

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

[purple-beard]

Malicious compliance

[leondaniel]

Also in Mexico City they couldn’t fly the flag but they didn’t said anything about a picture of a flying flag ❤️

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

THIS IS SOME GOD TIER CHAOTIC LAWFUL EVIL STUFF

[gayvetforlife]

dude you gotta do what you gotta do

[penicillium-pusher]

Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

[penicillium-pusher]

Good news everyone!!

Princess baby got an upgrade!!!

She says thank you for all the love 💕

[guy]

this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com

[penicillium-pusher]

Hey everyone guess what!

MEGA UPGRADE

Only the best for Naomi!!

[gghero]

these arent even all the ways to evolve pokemon

[jedi-kammy]

W H A T

[kiriska]

I love this stupid animal.

[tio-trile]

What if angels do the cat-sees-cucumber thing when they see the enemy

[botanyshitposts]

my botany professor: cork is harvested from the tree Quercus suber, most commonly in spain and portugal. the cork comes from the thick outer bark the tree produces; harvests are very technical and have to be done by hand, because removing all the bark without harming the tree is very intuition-based and can’t be accomplished via machine. instead, teams of highly skilled workers are tasked with using axes to carefully harvest the bark. it grows back completely in 10-15 years, whereupon the next harvest can take place. the trees can live up to 200 years and can undergo over 10 harvests in their lifetimes 

me: hehee,,,…..the trees are nakey

[botanyshitposts]

nakey

[cismisandrist-hate-crimes]

(ID: partially stripped cork trees. they look nakey. end ID)