[bob-belcher]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[tal-shiar-fashion-police]

[beesmygod]

DESTROY false idols

[quasi-normalcy]

There is only one TRUE bear and it is ME

[grawly]

[nostoccommune]

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

[daddyfuckedme]

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[haiikyuus-remade]

social media popularity and influencer culture is gross but also.. i wanna make money for doing absolutely nothing too

[quantumghosts]

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

[straightboyfriend]

a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-

me:

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

[ginger-ale-official]

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

[ginger-ale-official]

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

[shucktsubo]

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

[toastbutteregg]

[lumsel]

[c3rvida3]

I’m gonna dump all these Altoids in the tub like they’re little bath bombs and invent a new kind of chemical burn just in time for Christmas.

[lime-meme-ade]

why the fuck would you post this

[c3rvida3]

Why are you being mean to me? I’m delicate.

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[thefinenanny]

Safe Driving by Fran Fine.