eh

hi my name's emily and if you buy me things i will love you my face ask submit about

[strawdogs]

growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men

[idk-my-aesthetic]

They used to let us show tits

[old-manrupee]

They used to let us show tits

[elfwreck]

Original Tumblr rules:

[civilizationkills]

who has the “its been a week…. pass the detritus!!” pic

[kunosoura]

[guerrillatech]

[memewhore]

[klubbhead]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

help…i have a white cat with heterochromia who looks just like this and now i can’t look at him without thinking “a cat with homophobia in its eyes ❤️”

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[celibat]

Apparently the blue haired girl from the Tramp Stamps is dating her cousin??

[dontexpecttomakesense]

Each new thing I learn about the Tramp Stamps is against my will and somehow even wilder than the information that had been forced upon me before.

[furbyhater]

WHO AT THE USPS PITCHED THIS 😂

[brainfilter]

[arandomthot]

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

[morganoperandi]

They were just so caught up in the euphoria of seeing their friend that, for a minute, they lived in this world where catcalling didn’t exist.

[alwaysgettingwhatyouwant]

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

[ginger-ale-official]

huh photoshop sure is running real slow today how strange *looks around for a bit*

wait..

ah

[ginger-ale-official]

I did the math and this image has five times more square feet than my own home

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[pleasant-canadians-music]

[the-snadger]

[kitschcowboy]

when they show cartoon dogs as babies i go insane with love. they're so small

[myblained]

[kitschcowboy]

cosmo wanda i wish everyone who was mean to courage on this post goes to hell no matter what

[evelynhug0]

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

Boney M toured the USSR in 1978, his grandchildren could have heard about how severely their granddad fucks live

[britnxyspears]

Rasputin didnt fuck as much as those outfits

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[valtsv]

Hannibal Montannibal

[valtsv]

the FBI struggles to catch the him because he wears a blonde wig when he goes hunting

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[bunnynest]

take them i have plenty more