aethernet

he/him • 28 • 🔪🫀💉• 19+, no minors

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[animentality]

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[miasmaticinfection]

they called him jack the ripper because he would take fat rips off the bong and then jack offf

[neckfat]

[cloevr]

[kaylmao]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[On phone] Whaddya mean I can't say it. Why the fuck not. [silence] Well how many guys do I need to fuck before I can say it

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

[angelicguy]

just something i whipped up for pride month. youre welcome gay community

[angelicguy]

it was nothing really

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[tankhall]

big ass axe wound in my mouth, might try to incubate a bird’s egg in there or something

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[cryptotheism]

I'm impervious to physical damage in a sexual way