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[supermodelcats]

[goodnightguys]

me when im in an Area

[teathattast]

That's a guy alright

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

had the realization the other day that disney adult bloggers and youtubers are gonna be sooo fucking useful to theme park historians. like the vloggers are like “oooh look at this menu they have for halloween!!! let me show you the front and back and inside with all the information on it” and 2057 historians are gonna be like “oh fuck yea”

[potentpinion-blog]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Someday in the far future when most current digital files are long gone, someone’s going to find nestled amongst my broken external hard drives a single drive that has, through sheer luck, somehow avoided all damage, and avoided complete degradation. Most of it will be corrupted, but they will, through great effort, be able to salvage this folder and this folder only.

[pseudomantis]

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[funnytwittertweets]

[wyndryga]

youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?

[ready-bek-deactivated20250305]

reblogging for that comment jhc

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[butchyena]

ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

[joedizzlefoshizzel]

[honestmagpie]

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

[dnd-apothecary]

i laughed so hard at this comment

[safety-p1ns-deactivated20220116]

This is Sugar Free Gummy Bears 2

[sovietnam]

[madeingodsimage]

[mollyjames]

Ophelia

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[256gb]

thank you microsoft bing

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[bigender2]

the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use

[bigender2]

whos doing it better than her. nobody. it took 14 experienced blacksmiths working day and night in the mountain forges to come up with this design why do we try anymore

[bipdf]

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

[mariamlovesyou]

At least I don't have a tumblr

[54-tyler]

I don't advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

[sharkfish]

[lakevida]

can you imagine being dealt this hand

[lakevida]

[fortooate]

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

[lakevida]