Slice of Bread

Hello! I'm ant! 27. they/them. I've been here so long ur never getting rid of me.

[ryesbread]

i like knowing i’m the dumb friend because of the time my friend walked in on me picking up small shards of glass with a slice of bread 

it’s the little things

[fredfugues]

Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

[fredfugues]

Really?

Nobody’s ever kissed or touched or even looked at me before due to my grotesque visage

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[ohemaa-warrior]

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

[dappercyborg]

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

[ceekari]

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

[gogogadgetgolem]

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

[jantesika]

pretty sure he came from japan?

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

[sodomit]

A popular artist suddenly made a trans man comic, and the viewers are not getting it

Being against a trans man's transition because you think it's too boring is transphobic, actually.

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

#god forbid a trans a man be cute and not attractive

REAL. Also as someone who this applies to these response also ignore

-that maybe being stylish isn't part of who he is and thars okay

-that a lot of trans mascs where forced to be stylish when younger because we were harassed if we didn't fit social standards

-a lot of trans mascs didn't know why they felt different and figured that if they just presented more fem or more effort into their looks they'd feel better and more normal

[prof-grace-aspen]

Some trans men feel more attractive and fashionable in the “boring” clothing

[allsadnshit]

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

[ryesbread]

Thinking about the time that I was sitting in the lobby for a job interview and googled “impressive typing wpm” to write down on the application form.

I got the job.

[rpfofficial]

is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

[rpfofficial]

guys this is not about sex and friends with benefits or making out with your best friend that's why i said "lowkey" this is about when your friend has shoulder pain and asks you to massage it and the longer it takes to fix the shoulder the more charged the atmosphere gets this is about when you lay your head in your friends lap like it's no big deal and they start playing with your hair like it's no big deal this is about sitting really close with your friend on the couch while watching tv or talking and you're aware of all the places youre touching but it's not like either of you are gonna take it any further it's about when you're so overwhelmed with affection that you just bury your face in someone's neck and just sit like that for a bit not doing anything it's about when you do normal intimate sweet things with your friends but there's something charged and unspoken about it and you're all fine leaving it like that. no sex. only eroticism.

[abrightcrux-deactivated20250828]

a treasure found antiquing today

[thegryffe]

these?

[creepymutelilbugger]

no, i think its talking about the guy who tries to beat sonic hedgehog

[vforvalensa]

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[snoocupz]

The crows are here 🪶

Shoutout to the five Six of Crows fan this fanart possibly reaches; Good books... Good books...

Please, enjoy my humble fanart offer... AND TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM!

[letusgototherose-deactivated202]

[laboradorescence]

[tall]

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Dangerous"

[kamenridercasey]

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[onceiwashere]

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

[elexuscal]

"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.

six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.

point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but you won't build you the the muscles.

[failingcollege]

Also sometimes you just turned something in late or got a bad grade and that was also part of life and learning.