[r1talin-r4t]

IM MOVING BLOGS!!!

i wont be posting the url here as im moving away from irls/anyone who might know my current url, but feel free to dm me for my new blog :))

[gunpla]

its always "pissing me off" and never "pooping me off". Now why is that?

[sony-official]

you're shitting me

[gunpla]

ive been through SO much. PLEASE dont try and fuck me. you dont understand

[woodrider]

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

[woodrider]

I don't know

[millionsknives]

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future. 

[horsegirlboy]

WHY so meansiesss… - the nicer

[girlnephew]

[conzoop]

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

[yaza-con-queso]

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

[conzoop]

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

[nitegyrl-deactivated20151213]

[mp-lily]

this was posted in 2015. the years come and go but tumblr is eternal.

[poetrylesbian]

im sick of signing in to things

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard

[falloutnewnobody]

donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by

[ms-newvegas]

Have to post this favorite of mine

[chaser]

Okay haven't worked for the chaser for like 2 years now but still have access to this blog for some reason, so bringing this old headline back for reasons

[moldavite]

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

[suigintou]

⬆️ my sword of damocles is up here

[littlemistit]

There ARE porn scenes depicting exactly the vibes you imagine: they just aren’t the scenes that have been stolen and spread around popular media over and over again for free- you actually need the performers’ consent ($) to see them. The exact kind of porn you wax poetic of already exists and in droves- absolute droves!!! You just need to respect the human being to find them.

[rslashrats]

genuinely thought that the “t” in “tgirl” meant “testosterone” when i first saw the term and i was like “hell yeah girls with the ‘rone… kinda awesome”

[rslashrats]

shoutout to testosterone girls and estrogen boys

[xyz-jaden]