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If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art. ||any pronouns|| 30 ||

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[buckysknifecollection]

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[csny]

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[starlit-meadow]

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[stupidpetface]

[stupidpetface]

[stupidpetface]

[neckfat]

[angeltiddies]

[g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s]

There'll be mulch when you are done

[disparatemind]

Lay your wormy head to rest

[angeltiddies]

Don't you crawl no more