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This is something about me I wanna make VERY clear Also putting this down here for easy access My rottmnt edits

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise leo #listen I would give my life for this silly turtle #I love him

anka-dm

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

sith-shenanigans

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

kuromi-hoemie

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

chujellys

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

chujellys

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

funny-tik-toks

rainbott

It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone than I’m a big TMNT fan, the franchise has been part of my life for nearly as long as MLP. We used to watch VHS tapes of the 80s cartoon at a log cabin out in the woods. It was TMNT and Muppets from Space.

That being said, I’ve spent the last few months secretly lurking around in the Rise fandom, so I thought it would be fun to share the comic that was made as a result! Pine’s TMNT comics were always my favorite piece of fan work for the show, so it was super exciting to commission a minicomic from them to introduce my little robot.

If you want to include MT in literally any ROTTMNT fan content, I say go for it! I like encouraging people to create stuff for the media they enjoy, so I’d love to see your own ideas on how this AU might work. Just be sure to tag me so I can see it and geek out like a massive nerd. 🤖💛🐢

Everybody say thank you Pine because they had to witness my giant infodump firsthand!

Comic illustrated by @pinetreevillain

MT concept by @rainbott

pinetreevillain

Omg!!! Pine ninja turtles

trans-ralsei

caughtthedarkness93

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

dredsina

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

sweaterkittensahoy

When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.

First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."

So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.

Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.

Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."

"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"

"Something I can't afford."

He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.

He went back to talk to the manager again.

It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.

The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."

derinthescarletpescatarian

Best youtube essays are made by people who have good camera presence, excellent research standards, and 1-2 extremely niche pet peeves that aren't the focus of the video but will tangentially come up and they'll have to make a supreme effort not to spend an hour complaining about.

derinthescarletpescatarian

This guy hates modern isekai. That's not the point of the video. But when he has to give the actual academic definition of portal fantasy and modern misuses of the term, boy can you feel how much he hates modern isekai.

milquetoaast

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yanguang

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

what-even-is-thiss

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

what-even-is-thiss

Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.