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ashe ☆ lesbian ace ☆ 30+ ☆ USA ☆ she/they Sleepy. Katie is my enabler wife. Sometimes a family is two gay girls and Kermit the Frog. ao3 ✧ about ✧ twitter ✧ FFN (Old) ✧ my writing ✧ salmon run tips ✧ pearlina week Icon and mobile header by Katiebug!

[theashemarie]

Hi there! I’m Ashe! I write a lot, and that’s probably why you’re here. Thanks for stopping in!

She/they, autigender, lesbian ace, sleepy like all the time, Hydra Splatling/Heavy Splatling main. Salmon Run is my lifeblood.

This is my main blog and I post anything and everything here! My writing tag is #ashe writes and that's where you can find sneak peeks. Please send me asks about writing; I have a masters degree in creative writing and desperately want to use it.

Find my work: AO3 | Writing here on Tumblr

Other projects: Salmon Run Tips | Pearlina Week

Icon and header artist and my real life wife: @katiemonz!

Notable work:

Splatoon: Climbing(Endlessly)_Tetralogy.Floor series, Holidays Without You series, Hammered Silver, Meet Me on the Rink, Etched on the Body Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Old College Try, Very Thoughtful, Aftershocks Sonic the Hedgehog: Foray, Breaking Point, assorted old fics that you'll have to search to find.

Other tags:

#ashe talks: my personal posts

#fanart: incredible fanart I've been gifted of my fics

#ask: answered asks

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[ratrrriot]

Red & Blue!! 🌙☀️

[ratrrriot]

short comic about the brothers ever. 💛💙

cuz they live rent free in my mind…

[ratrrriot]

☀️🌙💙❤️

[ratrrriot]

do you ever just…think about…baby Knux…growing up….surrounded by the chao…???????

[starridge]

an unmatched feeling actually

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

caine does the slideshow for all the abstracted people and gangle screams "KAUFMO WAS ARIN HANSON?????" so loud that jax un-abstracts and climbs out of the fort shouting "HE WAS WHAT"

[thebibliosphere]

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

[katiemonz]

happy belated birthday blue rat

tails will put your ass on blast dont even doubt

[theashemarie]

looking at my Foray notes bc I'm in the sonic mood and all i see is shit like "cue weekend at bernie's-esque sequence where knuckles puppets around sonic's unconscious body." thank you past ashe. that is so sososososo so useful

[namine-rae]

THAT WAS YOU?!?!?

Foray is one of my all time favorite sonic fics and it’s been years!! I still think about it occasionally!!!! AND NOW I JUST FIND YOU IN THE WILD?!?!?

Foray is like, one of the three main fics I still think about from my ffn days!

[theashemarie]

Yep, that’s me! Still kicking around, despite it all. Thank you so much for reading and enjoying that fic for so long! It’s been… Fourteen years (💀) since I started it, so the quality isn’t the best, but it’s still very dear to me and it’s always so touching to hear from people who like it. 💜 I hope you have a good day!

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[fairycosmos]

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

[theashemarie]

looking at my Foray notes bc I'm in the sonic mood and all i see is shit like "cue weekend at bernie's-esque sequence where knuckles puppets around sonic's unconscious body." thank you past ashe. that is so sososososo so useful

[conarcoin]

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

[conarcoin]

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

[rockthrowingbutch]

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[mellow-elbow]

[theashemarie]

ur stories sometimes make me feel like you've ripped my heart out of my chest but instead of squishing it under ur foot or smthn, u take it and put it in a pretty picture frame

i hope that isn't weird to say, i don't mean it in a creepy way but i just wanted to tell u that. hope u and katie are well 💕

Aww, thank you very much, anon! I think it’s a very sweet message and it made me smile! I’m so glad that you enjoy my work so much, and I hope I can continue to rip your heart out lovingly in the future!

We are both doing well, thank you 💜 Katie is looking for a new job after getting laid off, so any positive vibes you can send our way are always appreciated! Have a great rest of your day!