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ashe ☆ lesbian ace ☆ 30+ ☆ USA ☆ she/they Sleepy. Katie is my enabler wife. Sometimes a family is two gay girls and Kermit the Frog. ao3 ✧ about ✧ Bluesky ✧ FFN (Old) ✧ my writing ✧ salmon run tips ✧ pearlina week Icon and mobile header by Katiebug!

[theashemarie]

Hi there! I’m Ashe! I write a lot, and that’s probably why you’re here. Thanks for stopping in!

She/they, autigender, lesbian ace, sleepy like all the time, Hydra Splatling/Heavy Splatling main. Salmon Run is my lifeblood.

This is my main blog and I post anything and everything here! My writing tag is #ashe writes and that's where you can find sneak peeks. Please send me asks about writing; I have a masters degree in creative writing and desperately want to use it.

Find my work: AO3 | Writing here on Tumblr

My Pseuds: theashemarie (main/Splatoon) | itsasheagain (rottmnt) | Hikareh (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Other projects: Salmon Run Tips | Pearlina Week | Gotta Find Me a Future (Splatoon fancomic)

Icon and header artist and my real life wife: @katiemonz!

Notable work:

Splatoon: Stuck On (As) You | and take off your mask | Climbing(Endlessly)_Tetralogy.Floor series | Holidays Without You series | Ag + Au | Second Order series | Meet Me on the Rink | Etched on the Body Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Old College Try | Very Thoughtful | Aftershocks Sonic the Hedgehog: Foray | Breaking Point | assorted old fics that you'll have to search to find.

Other tags:

#ashe talks: my personal posts

#fanart: incredible fanart I've been gifted of my fics

#katie: posts made by my wife

#ask: answered asks

[katiemonz]

dw about why manic's here its not important

[copypastething]

You now have to exclusively go by your tumblr url instead of your name. How fucked are you?

This would go horribly for me, socially

Not perfect but I'd manage

Close to my name already/no issue

This would be an absolute win for me

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

[meburgers]

making sonas

[wildseerbigwings]

how is he red-green colorblind???

[meburgers]

he’s regular blind.

[katiemonz]

dw about why manic's here its not important

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[pitbolshevik]

some of you would be a lot happier if you didn't use 4chan words

[urie]

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[crabussy]

conservation is worship to me. in a sense.

[crabussy]

I'm not religious but I'm a very emotional scientist and I've been thinking about this a LOT lately. I love the earth enough to be its steward. and I have the necessary tools for the task. a complex brain. dexterous hands. legs made to walk long and far. millions and millions of years of Chance and Opportunity shaped me into something that can give back to the planet that has been a life-sustaining home for every person who ever lived. it's enough to make me teary eyed sometimes

[crabussy]

"humans are pests that should be exterminated" I don't think that's true. the ecological niche of humans has shifted from persistence predation to stewardship of entire ecosystems. we've done a lot of wrong. but we have incredible potential to do so, so, so much good.

[crabussy]

this post speaks very broadly! I know a lot of us have brains that find some tasks very difficult and hands that struggle and legs that hurt. you're a wonderful person if that's you. I'm more than happy to do enough for us both. we're stewards, but we're also a cooperative species with an incredible capacity for kindness. rest well for me. [:

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[fatmasc]

Sometimes ur fat bc u were born that way. Ur parents are fat, ur cousins are fat, u always have been fat.

And sometimes, you become fat. Something happened (puberty, change in diet, change in ability, anything) and someone who was once skinny is now fat. This doesnt make you a failure. It just means ur fat now. Its okay. You didnt do something wrong.

No matter how you are fat, its okay to be fat

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[storyweavingspider]

This was the mainstream feminist belief like. A decade ago. Thats how hard we’ve regressed within mainstream feminism and it’s mainly because of right wingers/radfems/TERFs deciding trans women need to die.

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[xxtc-96xx]

original audio by randomgoonvo