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21//he/him //marauders, aftg and merlin brainrot//I draw things sometimes//ao3: je_veux_mourir

[r3zi3]

Adieu Mon Homme

prince Jeremy and knight Jean from @adamsrcnan 's royal au <3

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[tswizzlesfan]

jean moreau's cute lil nicknames for people: a comprehensive list because im in love with him

useless/ arrogant/ oblivious fool

ignorant/ feckless/ wayward child

hard-of-hearing imbecile

insignificant brat

tiny bastard

unhinged optimist

ignorant/ miserable/ ruinous wretch

tedious malcontent

abominable cockroach

worthless trash bag

rabid little fox

know-nothing/ ill-bred child

wretched beast

unwanted dog

malfunctioning cretin

braindead fool

IGNORE

fair-haired rat

rancid bitch/ menace

half-baked baguette

walking disaster

lackadaisical pushover

disobedient shit-stain

bonus:

[r3zi3]

i read it, laughed and went to read it again, this time with a french accent

[prettyboyneil]

Oh you’re crushing on your exy teammate and you’re both boys. Should we throw a party? Should we invite Kevin Day?

[homunculus-argument]

General rules to live by:

You gotta be tough if you're gonna be stupid. You can do stupid shit all you want but you're not going to avoid suffering consequences.

If you can't be tough, you gotta be nice. People can forgive a lot of stupidity if you're polite about it and pleasant to be around.

You can't tell whether you're stupid or not. There is literally no way to know in advance, for absolute certainty, whether the thing you're just about to do is genius or stupid before it either splendidly succeeds or blows up in your face.

[homunculus-argument]

Local white boy shocks everyone by effortlessly breaking the world record for "the most incorrect attempt to use a taser."

[homunculus-argument]

Me, watching you go balls deep into William The Free-Use Slut because your long-distance open relationship girlfriend just walked in and you don't want her finding out that you already got that dick piercing that she specifically told you not to get: Hmm. Interesting use of Free Will.

[stealinghypnosis]

fuck balaton park let brno be marcmarc reunion gp

[wanderinghalo27]

[homunculus-argument]

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

[wanderinghalo27]

Revised scale of bikefuckerism

[fabioenthusiast]

F1 cooldown room: place your helmet at the right place, sit in one of the luxurious chairs and talk a few polite english words with the other drivers

MotoGP cooldown room: here sit on the floor half naked, drink your water and curse in three different languages about the race

[wanderinghalo27]

Tentative scale of bikefuckerism

[muxas-world2]

This is crazy I always I thought this Rosquez moment "It was the moment... like when you give a kiss to a girl." 😭 happened BEFORE all the Argentina drama and Vale’s comments against Marc 💀 no way this was in 2019 after everything like only like a year later look the way Marc is literally smiling and blushing 😭 MARC MÁRQUEZ STAND UP

[marle--le]

[r3zi3]

6 characters art but its f1 and motogp

5 brunets and a blond diva

[r3zi3]

oh to be a cat chilling on top of a car