Adieu Mon Homme
prince Jeremy and knight Jean from @adamsrcnan 's royal au <3
styofa doing anything
hello vonnie
ojovivo
dirt enthusiast

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shark vs the universe
Three Goblin Art

if i look back, i am lost

pixel skylines

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Love Begins
Peter Solarz
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#extradirty

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we're not kids anymore.
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Adieu Mon Homme
prince Jeremy and knight Jean from @adamsrcnan 's royal au <3
so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.
it makes you a fruit.
jean moreau's cute lil nicknames for people: a comprehensive list because im in love with him
useless/ arrogant/ oblivious fool
ignorant/ feckless/ wayward child
hard-of-hearing imbecile
insignificant brat
tiny bastard
unhinged optimist
ignorant/ miserable/ ruinous wretch
tedious malcontent
abominable cockroach
worthless trash bag
rabid little fox
know-nothing/ ill-bred child
wretched beast
unwanted dog
malfunctioning cretin
braindead fool
IGNORE
fair-haired rat
rancid bitch/ menace
half-baked baguette
walking disaster
lackadaisical pushover
disobedient shit-stain
bonus:
i read it, laughed and went to read it again, this time with a french accent
Oh you’re crushing on your exy teammate and you’re both boys. Should we throw a party? Should we invite Kevin Day?
General rules to live by:
You gotta be tough if you're gonna be stupid. You can do stupid shit all you want but you're not going to avoid suffering consequences.
If you can't be tough, you gotta be nice. People can forgive a lot of stupidity if you're polite about it and pleasant to be around.
You can't tell whether you're stupid or not. There is literally no way to know in advance, for absolute certainty, whether the thing you're just about to do is genius or stupid before it either splendidly succeeds or blows up in your face.
Local white boy shocks everyone by effortlessly breaking the world record for "the most incorrect attempt to use a taser."
Me, watching you go balls deep into William The Free-Use Slut because your long-distance open relationship girlfriend just walked in and you don't want her finding out that you already got that dick piercing that she specifically told you not to get: Hmm. Interesting use of Free Will.
fuck balaton park let brno be marcmarc reunion gp
Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.
Revised scale of bikefuckerism
F1 cooldown room: place your helmet at the right place, sit in one of the luxurious chairs and talk a few polite english words with the other drivers
MotoGP cooldown room: here sit on the floor half naked, drink your water and curse in three different languages about the race
Tentative scale of bikefuckerism
This is crazy I always I thought this Rosquez moment "It was the moment... like when you give a kiss to a girl." 😭 happened BEFORE all the Argentina drama and Vale’s comments against Marc 💀 no way this was in 2019 after everything like only like a year later look the way Marc is literally smiling and blushing 😭 MARC MÁRQUEZ STAND UP
6 characters art but its f1 and motogp
5 brunets and a blond diva
oh to be a cat chilling on top of a car