Some Assembly Required

Just chinchillin' online.

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[dogpuppy]

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[chrispineofficial]

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

[radiation-detector-official]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[chercuterie-bored]

[deceasedcardinal]

[blupeeblep]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[michellechang]

[crithir]

[bunjywunjy]

are all animals dangerous?

every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.

[snickeringsnicket]

did lemony snicket write this

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

people say that the Spaniel is a gentle breed of dog. and yet, when accelerated out of this railgun at 2,500 m/s directly towards this group of orphans,

[qualitystart]

fascinating assumption

[playtwewy]

[playtwewy]

[sandsvendor100]

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is just normal cat owner things

[bleeply-moved]

[rogeyroo]

sashimi rolling, they hating

[virginiagentlenerd]

This is honestly the content I am here for, every day. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

P E A K

[ratbastard69420]

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

[keikomivra]

AGATHA ALL ALONG | 1X07 + TUMBLR REACTIONS

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit