Canon? I don't know her

Rabid, pansexual, Supernatural fangirl and writer. Find me on FFN and Ao3.

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Being depressed is really weird because you want someone to care enough to check on you but you don’t want someone to care enough to worry about you

[theintrovertnation]

[verylostpenguin]

Friend: oh my gosh, shut up it’s DISNEY

Me: I’m just SAYING, they should have used the Greek spelling Heracles instead of - where are you going I have 24 more slides on the inaccuracies of this movie

[darcylindbergh]

fic writers raise your hands if you like…forget what happens in your own fics

[darcylindbergh]

also raise your hand if you ever try to read one of your old fics and you have to close out after three paragraphs like woahhhh…..idk what that was about but let’s not do that again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rabidfangirl03]

Sam: I feel like i’m a bad person. You’re not gonna leave me, right?

Castiel: I would never leave you, I think you’re a good person.

Sam, internally: I must have manipulated them into liking me, I’m a bad person.

[rabidfangirl03]

Sam: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Rowena: Of course, murder is the question.

Gabriel: And the answer is yes.

[rabidfangirl03]

Sam: I'm sorry it didn't work out . . .

Gabriel: Well, you know what they say. If you can't kill two birds with one stone, you can always just eat the stone.

Sam: . . . No one ever says that.

Gabriel: Yeah, 'cause they're too busy chokin' on the stone.

[rabidfangirl03]

Gabriel, showing up to his own funeral: Don't cry for me, peasants.

Castiel: You are entirely unclear on how to be dead.

[rabidfangirl03]

Sam: Golf pencils are impossible to write with! They don’t have any erasers!

Rowena: Just cross it out.

Everyone: *Gasp*

Castiel: You can’t just cross it out! It’s not like we’re using pens here, we’re not heathens.

Gabriel: I use pens.

Sam and Castiel: . . . Don’t.

[trix-witch]

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

[rabidfangirl03]

Castiel: How’s it going?

Sam: Hm? Oh, um, good.

Gabriel: . . . So you’re just depressed, like, all the time?

Sam: What? No - I - no. Why would you - that’s not. No. I don’t know - I mean . . .

[rabidfangirl03]

Sam: Don’t say a word.

Gabriel: Fergalicious.

Sam: I said no words!

Gabriel: Oh, I see! Two weeks ago while playing scrabble, it’s not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

[rabidfangirl03]

*At Gabriel's funeral*

Jack: I never know what to say at a funeral.

Castiel: Just say, “I’m sorry for your loss” and move on.

Jack, to Sam: I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.

[rabidfangirl03]

Castiel: What is wrong with us?

Gabriel: A lot, but at least we’re beautiful.

[rabidfangirl03]

Castiel: Are you decent?

Gabriel: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

[rabidfangirl03]

Gabriel: *Looking out a window*

Castiel: Do you think he’s depressed?

Sam: He might just be thinking about life.

Jack: What if he’s sad?

Rowena: Maybe he’s planning what to do tomorrow.

Gabriel: *Humming Wii music*