r[A♥]

Name's Irian. They/their. Grown ass adult.

[bookhobbit]

The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit of extra fabric! The second rule of sewing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[dogwise]

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

[dogwise]

[virtualgirladvance]

[idontevenhaveone]

... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

[antikate]

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

[harlemshakemp3]

He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.

He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.

[harlemshakemp3]

I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.

I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.

[harlemshakemp3]

I instantly remembered when he said that.

While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.

When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).

When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magical—because nobody believed him, obviously—he said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.

We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.

He didn't puke.

He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.

He still didn't puke.

I'm so glad I'm alive.

[depsidase]

[ichimakesart]

── .✦ INPRNT UPDATE ✶⋆.˚

I'm slowly updating my inprnt page with new pieces

.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.Feel free to peruse any time .˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.

Shop gallery quality Art Prints by Paulina Jaklik.

You may also let me know if there are specific pieces of mine you would like me to add there as well ♛

[depsidase]

[tboy-cock]

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

[unnervinglyferal]

Well, fuck me sideways. Connections have been made.

My girlfriend has this specific gesture she does sometimes, a very particular way of turning her wrist around and locking her fingers in one specific grip. Fast or slow, the angle of her wrist and the rhythm of the movement are always exactly the same, and at this point I've learned to recognize the motion well enough that she could do it with her back towards me and I know she's doing it.

The first time I saw her do it I thought she was putting something into her pocket, but once I noticed her making it more often I started making connections. I saw her doing it unconsciously when some situation in the house is getting tense - not during the casual sparring arguments with my other housemates, but the serious fights where shit is about to actually get fucking real - and I figured that it's a nervous thing, she doesn't like where this is going and it's scaring her. So that became my cue that it's time to back down.

I don't know when she noticed that I noticed her doing it. We've never talked about it, but at some point she started doing it on purpose, as her way of telling me that I should stop causing problems. Rotating her hand slowly means she's seeing a problem brewing and it's better that I watch myself before I start escalating it, and a quick flick and snap means whatever I was just about to say or do, I should cut that shit out right this fucking second. It works for some reason, so I've respected that.

My girlfriend does some volunteering favors for the neighbors here sometimes. Today she asked if I wanted to come along to walk this one old couple's dog, and I was feeling up for it so I went along. My father was terrified of dogs so I'm not familiar with them, but her family has always had them.

So we were walking, talking about something else, enjoying the nice weather for once, when my girlfriend saw another dog walker approaching. I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary, but the other dog walker started pulling the dog back with this roller leash thing whatever the fuck they're called. And then the old couples' dog started growling.

With the familiarity of someone who's been handling dogs all her life my girlfriend grabbed the little fucker's leash, wrapping it around the width of her palm and gripping it to pull the dog closer a second before it could bolt to attack. A move she's probably done countless times in her life, that she could do in her sleep, by instinct, without ever even thinking about it. A gesture I've learned to fucking spot from across the room from the corner of my eye. That exact same fucking twirl and grip. I have no idea if she noticed me noticing it or making the connection.

She's fucking learned to pull my fucking leash back when I'm about to start shit.

[calamitys-child]

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[blake447]

8D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel

So 5D chess with multiverse time travel is played with a 2D board. This uses a 5D board, as its *base,* before we start slapping on any time travel shenanigans. Today someone was finally crazy enough to play me on this board. Some highlights from this game: This jurassic queen shooting back to the beginning of the game roughly 7 full turns into the past

This 3-way rook fork with a unicorn:

Me thinking this pawn was defended by just a singular rook (at least one knight is defending it with just a regular 2D knight move):

My opponent *correctly predicting* that I was going to exploit this opening

Except across timelines as we caught up to this point on the parallel timeline she split off. Here's where she noticed

where the idea was to place my queen in a spot where she was targeting the enemy king in the past AFTER i had split off this new timeline

HOWEVER i never made it that far, this is a dramatic recreation to show what the plan is. I actually ended up back tracking and we just played the main two timelines. Here's a unicorn snipe i had set up since literally my first move. The unicorn got captured by a knight, but i recaptured with a unicorn to re-set it up:

In the end, I moved a dragon multiversally across the timline

which threatens check

Now my opponent should have just blocked with a pawn honestly, since this isnt a time travel attack, but instead she captured with a unicorn

Which after i cash-in that triple rook fork for a trivial check

Lets me get a checkmate now that the unicorn is out of the way

Overall a very interesting game. Plans take a lot of steps to set into motion, and we both avoided playing out pawn exchanges. Part of our reluctance towards setting up longer strategies and doing pawn exchanges was because of technical issues. This lagged, so bad lmao. Any time we moved or submitted our turn we the check detection re-ran slowly ramping up our lagspikes to solid 5 or 6 seconds any time we did anything. As far as strategy goes, there is a lot of stuff to hypothetically set up, but my god is it hard to actually do any of it. The specific layout means there aren't easy f7 sac style pawns so the playstate actually has to be played out across the board. I would love to try this with a different layout, but for now i'm going to continue re-working the menus, editor, and then eventually optimize it so things dont lag nearly as bad.

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[persephonaae]

Tarnished, before thou continueth upon this journey, I must take the time to send hate anon to Marika’s blog.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[injuries-in-dust]

An adorable comic I found on reddit and wanted to share.

Original artist Heidi.Doodlez on twitter.

[hound-of-heaven]

Heidi’s also put this and a continuation on WEBTOON!

[injuries-in-dust]

Rebloging to spread that webtoon link.

[curioscurio]

What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

[curioscurio]

oc brainrot. is real

[dkpsyhog]

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

*walks up to a group of children playing raptor* you wouldn't want to be chased by raptors in real life, i say smugly with my vast knowledge as an Adult.

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her