Racetracks cigar

Hey! that's my cigar! // gay disaster // 92, broadway and West End newsies

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Can life just be quirky and take mine?

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I don't want to do this anymore

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Have you ever felt like everyone has started to dislike you in a certain way, and all you can do is helplessly watch it happen and wait for the end?

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I wish I was ship, floating along the currents of the Sea

I wish I was a tree, waving in the breeze, so tall everyone could see.

I wish I was a mountain, standing strong.

But I'm anything but that, and it feels so wrong.

I'm a boat, sinking after 1 small wave

I'm a tree, falling after a gust of wind

I'm a pebble, skipping over the water till eventually I sink.

I wish I was normal.

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Tell your friends

Mike Cook and Ben Faist

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Elmer: Why do people keep thinking we're a couple?

Albert: Because we act like one...

Albert: And your hand is on my ass

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🎄Christmas at the lodging house🎄

Romeo: ooooh, jingle bells

Albert: Morris smells

Jojo: Snyder ran away

Specs: Oscar cried

Race: Weasel died

All of the boys: Newsies all the way!

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Modern AU Headcanons - Christmas/Holidays

(this au is genuinely my favourite thing to think about so thought I'd share some Christmas/Holiday related ones I've come up with)

the newsies all live with medda, she fosters a lot of them but some of the older boys (Jack, Race for example) are adopted

she always makes the holidays really fun since pretty much all the kids in her care come from abusive and/or neglectful families

but since some of the kids are Jewish, she mixes both holidays together so no one feels left out

everyone loves to help putting the decorations up

Jack sits in the corner of the room, sketching the chaos:

jojo getting tangled in the lights

elmer, mike and ike using tinsel as feather boas, walking up and down like they're on a catwalk in a fashion show

race and al playing catch with the baubles (and breaking half of them so medda has to get new ones each year)

matching pjs

christmas eve movie day

medda takes a photo each year and makes two copies, one for Christmas cards and the other she frames and puts in her room (the photos slowly start getting more crowded each year as she takes in more kids)

the kids go to church, but only if they want to (no one ever does, but the option is there)

katherine comes over every Christmas eve with presents

and always stays to help medda make dinner for the next day

dinner is huge and everyone gets super full (never full enough for desert though)

everyone's favourite time of year

basically just very wholesome

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Game Night in the Lodging House

[Davey's introduced Scrabble]

Albert: I will out my "A" down to make "A"

Jojo: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"

Jack: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"

Davey: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

Race: *flips the board*

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Race: Guys, I tried to change my password to Spot but it didn't work...

Romeo: Why?

Race: It said it was too short

Spot: I'm gonna kill you in your sleep

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Davey: I don't time travel

Race: Why not?

Albert: He's afraid of spoilers

Davey: No, I'm not!

Race: There's Christmas in december...

Albert: Stop it Race, You're scaring him!

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Albert: Jack, it's time for you to stop treating us like children. And it's also time for you to stop feeding us Dino-shaped chicken.

Jack: But..you love Dino-shaped nuggets..

Albert: We're older now, Jack. Tell him, Race!

Race, playing with his Dino-nuggets: RAWR RAWR RAWR

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Jack: now, what do we say when Davey and Les come over to meet everyone?

Race and Albert: *in unison* Welcome to the shit show!

Jack: N O !

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Davey: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Race: I dunno, sometimes we throw shit at Albert

Davey: Who's Albert?

Albert: *walks into the room*

Race: *screams* ALBERT! *throws specs' shoe*

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Wandering Oakens is an anagram of Naked Norwegians and I think that's beautiful😂

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Spot: *sighs* Can you be even more annoying?

Race: *smirks* easily

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Being a bisexual fansie is hard, like..

You wanna get dicked down by one of the boys but also get it on with Kara Lindsay