hot and hungry

black bisexual scorpio I love cake INFP

[dutchster]

Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)

[richiefuckfacetozier]

This is my favorite thing to exist

[kaspbrak-eddie]

all the gays when this song comes on in the club

[gibsalad]

Some more bitter truth got dammit

[rachcakez]

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[foxymaples]

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

[le-sad-demiurge]

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

[djangojayne]

Black Gods and Goddesses [Greek] Pt. 1

HERA - Queen of Gods/Goddess of Marriage & Birth (Queen Angela Bassett)

ZEUS - King of Gods/God of Sky and Thunder (Idris Elba)

POSEIDON - God of Seas and Earthquakes (Mahersala Ali)

HADES - God of the Dead/Ruler of the Underworld (Ricky Whittle)

ATHENA - Goddess of Wisdom, War, and Justice (Danai Gurira)

APHRODITE - Goddess of Beauty, Sexual Love, and Affection (Rihanna)

NIKE - Goddess of Speed, Strength, and Victory (Serena Williams)

PERSEPHONE - Goddess of Vegetation and Spring/Queen of the Underworld. (SZA)

IRIS - Goddess of the Rainbow and Messenger of the Gods. (Janelle Monae)

ARES -God of War and Violence (Michael B. Jordan)

[jackthebard]

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

[sourcedumal]

[shuttersmiley]

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

[foxsan-deactivated20140515]

Isaac Asimov.

[sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205]

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

[cryptovalid]

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

[gunthatshootsennui]

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.

[deathcomes4u]

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

[velocigrey-deactivated20160825]

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

[geekinlibrariansclothing]

Got that?

[bettieleetwo]

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

[la-knight]

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

[athenadark]

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

[thepsychicclam]

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

[pinkprettycure]

if u think about it valentines is just uwu halloween

or maybe halloween is edgy valentines

[pinkprettycure]

valentines:

lots of angles

lots of candy

uwu aesthetic

receive candy as an offering of love

halloween:

lots of devils

lots of candy

spooky aesthetic

murder (trick) people and steal their strength (treats)

[pinkprettycure]

[entierradefrikis]

[fuzzynecromancer]

There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[sexwitsockson]

prince’s guitar = bobby shmurda’s hat

[sexwitsockson]

[blactionfiguresandcomics]

Whether you believe it or not; Prince was a Black Superhero

RIP

[ricktimus]

[plant-folk]

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

[frogmp3]

she is WHAT? sickening

[lookskindadeadinside]

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

mom

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[n1ghtcrawlers]

[heartsnmagic]

[rachcakez]

Why is Tumblr so shitty

Apparently I have to change my pw but I can't because the email I used to join this godforsaken website 9 years ago has been inactive since like, 2010 and now I can't get a reset link to change it wtfffffffffffffffffffff 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[yesterdaysprint]

The Morning News, Wilmington, Delaware, September 27, 1901

[raychillster]

big booty problems

when you put on boy short panties and by the end of the day it looks like you’re wearing a thong because your ass swallowed the entire short.

[itsexclusive]

[rachcakez]