Life. Words. Love. M&Ms.

[buzzkillbyrne]

oh god oh fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thewellofastarael]

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

[psychotictea]

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

[seigephoenix]

My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dad’s for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.

First: She would constantly ask why someone wasn’t wearing a mask, loudly. “It’s not like it’s hard.”

Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasn’t adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. “Six feet please.” He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. “Rules are rules dude. She did say please.”

Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. “If you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.” Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.

[captain-snark]

hearing a five year old yell across the yard that the neighbors were having a party and “its illegal!” is hysterical. 

[airagorncharda]

Every person on this planet is one accident away from becoming disabled. Every person on this planet will become disabled if they live long enough. You are not an exception. Neither are your loved ones.

If you feel like disability rights aren’t relevant to you, remember that the only thing standing between you and being disabled is time. 

[thelatestkate]

November 2020 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[demilypyro]

do you think butch hartman knows how many eggs he cracked with this

[aromancy]

[asimovsideburns]

butch hartman designing characters:

[johncribati]

Butch Hartman dives so deeply into into the “Boys being compared to girls as alleged comedy” hole that he effectively dug a tunnel to the other side of the world and it starts being “you barely have to squint to read this character as trans” instead.

[omegaverse]

ok guys let’s go to sleep now

[omegaverse]

all together

[omegaverse]

me and da mutuals

[dailytwitterposts]

[anarchist-memes-1]

[retrogamingblog2]

Technology peaked at this aesthetic

[thesevenumbrellas]

Finally some REAL NEWS

He has two German shepherds Champ and Major

[scoutfinches]

I really don't know why someone photoshopped this dog to be so fucking big, but I believe this is the original photo:

[thesevenumbrellas]

This is the funniest thing Twitter why are you like this?

[loudest-subtext-in-tv]

The first direwolf in the White House

[kalichnikov]

this poor boy will be buried underground by wednesday

[amythegorillafromcongo]

Wow, misinformation has begun, both of those photos are clearly editied. Here’s Biden’s real dog

[gay-irl]

[flowerinaflame]

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

[amourduloup-deactivated20210512]

i think i’ll continue to wear a mask when this shit’s all over, and huge sunglasses. my face is none of your business

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

taking any college course on societal issues in the united states is just like: *realizes its bc of reagan* *traces the cause back to reagan* *discovers the original policy came out of the reagan administration* *finds factual inaccuracies ignored by the reagan administration that are then used to push policy* *finds statistics that show the severity of the aids crisis as well as the beginning of mass incarceration of poc were caused by reagan* *hates reagan*

[mariacallous]

[filmnoirsbian]

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

[filmnoirsbian]

This Is Love 😍😍

[phantoms-lair]

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

[pitviperofdoom]

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

[littlepawz]

Natural phenomenon of diffraction of light transforms black hummingbird’s wings into tiny rainbows

~photo credit: Christian Spencer~