Was bugspit 3

Im Izzy and I haven’t been on tumblr for three years

[weirdmageddon]

i am obsessed with this video

[aforest2006remaster]

wait what the hell that’s my brother

the one on the left is literally my little brother

[aforest2006remaster]

[the-frozen-city]

But you didn’t need to ask about the sewer fire??

[aforest2006remaster]

no that’s definitely true

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[blogessdivine]

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

“I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that there will always be a ribbon of loneliness running through who I am. But I’m not gonna get rid of it. But do I want to live as a depressed person who’s afraid of other people and bummed out by the makeup of my personhood? No. So I’ll find a way.”

— Jenny Slate for Vulture (via maryoliverpdf)

[secondclassvines]

[pigonaphone]

This is the future Liberals want

[norest4thaweary]

Work was put into making this 🤣

[surprisebitch]

this deserves an Academy Award

[mens-rights-activia]

I spoke to the creator of this video. Very nice person. He said someone posted this video on twitter and it got like 3 million views but no one credited him so no one on twitter knew he made it. So idk if you enjoyed this video and wanna support the content creator , check out his Instagram or Twitter it’s got other great stuff as well!

[forest-dreemurr]

https://youtu.be/0YFDqBgwl2w

That’s the full version!

[slavicschoolgirl]

Jane Fonda photographed in Paris, 1963

[radiofreeslowzone]

master post

[radiofreeslowzone]

expanded universe

[sexhaver]

someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker stealing their food out of the fridge so they started labeling it “POISON - DO NOT EAT” in sharpie on both the bag and the food’s wrapper every day and the person still kept stealing it so after a week they added a bunch of laxatives to their food and the thief had to go to the hospital and could possibly sue OP. the general consensus was that OP was technically objectively in the wrong from a legal standpoint but there is 0% chance of them being convicted in criminal court because that would require finding 12 jurors who would rule in favor of someone stealing food labeled “POISON - DO NOT EAT” and then getting poisoned

[honeymushroom]

this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

[shittyknight]

I SCREAM

[etherealpanacea]

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

The epitome of men is feeling so absurdly enraged by a woman having opinions about a thing he likes that he makes a near day long video about how mad he is about it.

[barbara-lazuli]

… eleven hours??? Why did 100k people bother watching it?

[chewbacca]

Work Bitch (2013)  |  The Witch (2015)

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[hifas]

[cryptid-sighting]

[marblecornets]

Are you enjoying your basghetti?

I did not know you enjoyed eating WORMS…

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Sixpenceee now has me blocked on this account, all it took was this:

[out-of-context-batfam]

Batman (2016) Annual #2

[constructreese]

The penis gone lol

[jorojoro]

lol

[elierlick]

Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

[betweenparallels]

“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.

If you call [phone], an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.

We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.

—-

This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/

They also seem to help with getting Narcan.

[official-lucifers-child]

holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off