bees knees

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[spagetthy]

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

[trigonometry-is-my-bitch]

Pluto compared with Australia

[deeznutsforcutie-deactivated201]

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

let us die

[lord-kitschener]

[rednines]

Where are his ears

[blackpyrefly]

liberals took them

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meladoodle)

[cosmog]

i love letterboxd

[gaki75]

[biodegrade]

my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric

[cutefollower]

me trying to write a conclusion to my paper

[kiekstn]

[surprisebitch]

[topeka]

[teenscoolest]

[radgrunkle]

friend: are you alright?

me: *finger guns* no!!!

[mushroooms]

when ur breathing thru ur nose n u hear it make that hollow little whistle sound thats a little gnome child learning to play his wooden slide flute dont breathe too hard or he’ll fall out of ur face to his untimely demise

[rightnowimloving]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[illkim]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

a timeless classic.

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.

[stability]

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