Universal Monstrosity

Net safety is for virgins • Dante • 21 • they/he

[humiliationvictim]

Constantly humiliated

[humiliationvictor]

Constantly humiliated 😁

[human-pet-they]

(British guy with well managed but serious problems voice) Well I like making a cup of Earl Grey every morning and evening, reaching my hand into the boiling mug to get the teabag, then touching the cold handle of the fridge to get milk. It’s probably the most enjoyable sensation I regularly experience, so it’s best to limit it to only twice a day.

[sacred-portal]

[loveridden1999]

[martinedutot76]

[radi0paran0ia]

Summer Sphinx - Hamilton Gardens

[radi0paran0ia]

Reblogging in honour of having a couple of Sphinxes tattooed on me tmrw <3

[numnum-num]

[beemovieerotica]

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[smileinyourface73]

You can see my smiley, but eyes are the doors to the windows to the eyes... which, you cant really see

[sacred-portal]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you don't need to know how to draw to make abominations in tomodachi life btw

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[hotcrossedfangs]

[keelayjams]

Officially Licensed “Sex And The City” Cosmo Dispenser (Rare Promotional Item)

[loveridden1999]

agree to a ceasefire agreement → violate the ceasefire → suffer the consequences of it → claim that the violated terms were never in the "real" agreement → have imf, world bank & wfp back you up → continue bombing lebanon

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Stolen from discord.

[scavengedluxury]

Sainsbury's dog meal and mixed dog biscuits, 1978. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[evilscientist3]

an hour after two edibles and these boxes start communicating with me telepathically

[thyrell]

sainsburys dog newports