GRAVEROBBER

dig your own grave.

[hungwy]

(receptionist voice) the mummy hand will chase you now

[isopodgirldick]

go on. fuck with me. see what happens

[frogmoss1]

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

[utopians]

haters see me and say christ what is that

[amazoogle]

[circumgutter]

[sacred-portal]

[cannibalchicken]

[segamascott]

[fireworkss-exe]

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[bruzum]

[tippyturret]

me genuinely forcing myself not to reply to the guy asking me what analysis video they should watch bc they wanna get into petscop and im insane and hate every single analysis there is and im just gonna tell them to watch the series themself (they dont want to consume media that way (its perfectly fine to want to consume internet media thru analysis videos im just insane about petscop))

[uyukat]

[pseudomantis]

the smiling grinner knows the worllds its dinner

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]