[dakkpasserida]

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I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

[mystery-moose]

1) I’m fucking astounded this is a robot voice.

2) I’m fucking losing my mind laughing.

[popepauljohn]

[daglout]

[amazingmirror123]

[thatmaildude]

[reemadeeee]

[moehistory]

“A general especially skilled at war tactics. She is highly ambitious but is also a sleepyhead and bad with directions, which drives other people crazy. Despite her age, some people tell her she is cute.”

[moehistory]

Napoléon Bonaparte 

[1sovereign-deactivated20251229]

[holythefirm-deactivated20200829]

She needs to relax her shoulders

[1sovereign-deactivated20251229]

her dad died

[holythefirm-deactivated20200829]

Okay….ummmm…the tension she’s carrying isn’t gonna bring him back lol..

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

had a dream last night that the internet exploded with a bowsette level obsession over some fanmade skyrim character which was a white argonian lady named Death Grips

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

Death Grips

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

you guys really like death grips huh

[carnival-phantasm]

Don’t let your dreams be just dreams

[decadedances]

DO NOT GO TO THE PHOENIX PROTEST BEING ADVERTISED EVERYWHERE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

be careful out there and if you go to ANY protest make sure you check who organized it BEFOREHAND

[pi-la]

[depressivenihilistpacman-deacti]

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

[b3au]

[patchoulism]

[desertpups]

another quality twitter like Andrew.

[spideylilparker]

Current Quarantine Mood

[angelbunniies]

[tokai-teio]

[catrinecat]

[awed-frog]

[xyw9u8u0i9i-deactivated20200129]

[fluffysheeple]

when I die, fuck it. I wanna go to hell, cause I’m a penis sucka and I’m worthless

[brucebocchi]

don’t die mothafucka i wanna... i wanna live

[thothoes]

mike’s completely normal lemonade

[valtsv]

me listening to any song that slaps:

[eiyuu]

@honeybee-mercenary

[jadeyarts]

what a jolly fellow