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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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white people will cry over the death of a robot but will totally ignore the murder of an African American man who got shot by the police while he was sleeping.
His name was Willie McCoy and he was only 20.
Rest in Power, Willie.
if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldnât just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezosâ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money
pros of this plan:
the genie wonât be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar
i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesnât just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money
i looked up the amount itâs $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos
contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists wonât make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about
i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders
i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to
i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters
iâll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights
and then iâll use my third wish to free the genie. iâve seen aladdin duh
cons of this plan:
i do not know any genies
Other places to find me
Hey all! I usually donât say much on here, nor am I even active, but apparently many of you will be abandoning Tumblr due to its new policy (even my sfw stuff was censored)
So, Iâll just go ahead and drop some links down on where else you can find my art.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rodney_Bear?s=09
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/dj-rodney/
FA alt: (for macro/micro art) https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kingursa/
See you there!
A prodigy
You missed the best part. They werenât even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.
*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep
Since once in a blue moon I actually discover a decent rule for adulting, and since I know I have followers a few years younger than me who are just entering the workforce, I want to tell you about a very important phrase.Â
âI wonât be available.â
Imagine youâre at work and your boss asks you to come in on Saturday. Saturday is usually your day offâcoming in Saturdays is not an obligation to keep your job. Maybe you were going to watch a movie with a friend, or maybe you were just going to lie in bed and eat ice cream for eight hours, but either way you really, really donât want to give up your day off.
If you consider yourself a millennial youâve probably been raised to believe you need to justify not being constantly at work. And if youâre a gen-Z kid youâre likely getting the same toxic messages that we did. So in a situation like that, you might be inclined to do one of three things:
Tell your boss youâd rather not give up your day off. Cave when they pressure you to come in anyway, since youâre not doing anything important.
Tell your boss youâd rather not give up your day off. Over-apologize and worry that you looked bad/unprofessional.
Lie and say youâve got a doctorâs appointment or some other activity that feels like an adequate justification for not working.
The fact is, it doesnât matter to your boss whether youâre having open heart surgery or watching anime in your underwear on Saturday. The only thing that affects them is the fact that you wonât be at work. So telling them why you wonât be at work only gives them reason to try and pressure you to come in anyway.
If you say âI wonât be available,â giving no further information, youâd be surprised how often thatâs enough. Be polite and sympathetic in your tone, maybe even say âsorry, but I wonât be available.â But donât make an excuse. If your boss is a professional individual, theyâll accept that as a ânoâ and try to find someone else.Â
But bosses arenât always professional. Sometimes theyâre whiny little tyrants. So, what if they pressure you further? The answer isâpolitely and sympathetically give them no further information.
âAre you sure youâre not available?â âSorry, but yes.â
âWhy wonât you be available?â âI have a prior commitment.â (Which you do, even if itâs only to yourself.)
âWhatâs your prior commitment?â âSorry, but thatâs kind of personal.â
âCan you reschedule it?â âIâm afraid not. Maybe someone else can come in?â
If you donât give them anything to work with, they canât pressure you into going beyond your obligations as an employee. And when they realize that, theyâll also realize they have to find someone else to come in and move on.
IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ!!
Just like with many other parts of life, learn to say ânoâ to people. You are important. Donât kill yourself for another person, esp. if they are your boss.
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Sonicfox ur so fucking valid I love u
People who use the word âliterallyâ for something that canât be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.
nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside
Some of you are so young⌠You werenât here for Dashcon⌠Mishapocalypse⌠That fateful day when Pizza was deleted⌠There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful youâll never have to live those horrors. Be gratefulâŚ
âI like your shoelacesâ
If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.
The whole point of paying for a streaming was getting all the stuff you like on one place. If I have to pay for multiple streaming services I might as well buy cable.
Itâs like they donât realize that I only stopped stealing as a courtesy to the creators. Make it remotely inconvenient and Iâll go right back to piracy
Where'd you come up with your url?
there were seven eggs left
same
you must have a lot of tea cups
yes
i am very proud of your collection
hey guys
dude fholy shit
tumblr got themâŚâŚâŚâŚ
Must have been 1000 female presenting nipples
âIM SUPER FUCKING GAY, SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY LGBTQ+ FRIENDS, ALSO IM A FURRY SHOUTOUT TO THE FURRIES. IM GAY, BLACK, A FURRY, AND THE BEST ESPORTS PLAYER OF THE YEARâ
- SONICFOX ON STAGE AT THE GAME AWARDS
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sonicfox deserves to fucking win i dont care about any of these other bitches
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUU I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHH
âIM GAY IM BLACK AND IM A FURRYâŚPRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING A REPUBLICAN HATESâ I LOVE YOU BRO
Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked âgayâ,,,,,, yet y'all canât handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!
Weâre real people, though.
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