I didn't choose the blog life

Rachel | 27 | Perpetually Awkward

[mysharona1987]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[kylesquips]

The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know

[kylesquips]

To clarify, shes the graphic designer of EVERY can and container of AriZona tea

[idobuang]

damn she knows how to choose her colors

[swagfable]

her website is literally a picture of the arizona green tea bottle and her contact info

what a legend

[toastbutteregg]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

[onceiwashere]

when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

[onceiwashere]

oh this is absolutely the wrong gif

[onceiwashere]

WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[oldtumblhurgoyf]

[rymonaflowers]

Your computer single handedly caused global warming in a matter of seconds

[minecraft-kelp]

for fucks sake turn your minecraft shaders OFF you’re gonna get us all KILLED

[prideprejudce]

“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

[drinkpisspissblood]

Trying to match this energy

[humanity-shines]

I’m here for women summoning the Wrath of Goddesses to terrify asshole men

[cheshirelibrary]

[incognito-princess]

My friend teaches high school history and allowed his students to do their chapter summaries on their chosen biographies as originally created memes. He said that he had never had kids read so carefully to find the most obscure detail from chapters to make their memes. [pro-tip, for younger middle school/elementary school students, make a folder of popular meme templates, to avoid uncomfortable internet searches}

[your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell]

This reminds me of my class watching the 90s film and when it got to this scene some guy in my class shouted out ‘hoe don’t do it’ and then 5 seconds later -sigh- ‘he did it’.

[finrays]

Shakespeare would have loved this 😔

[80sdaily]

Ghostbusters (1984) dir. Ivan Reitman

[notkatniss]

help

[voxvalentine]

Alright that’s a good exception to an otherwise solid rule.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

just remembered this tweet and it’s killing me

[rogueninja]

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

[bowtieinbellingham]

Big mood for me these days:

Absolutely

[nudityandnerdery]

[the-barista-district]

Don’t want them? You took them all

[noahnomore]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

made it more accurate 👍

[infinitywithoutparallel]

you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

I also could've just added it without the pixels, so maybe don't be an ungrateful bitch about it