I'M ALL THE RAGE

[ragescoff]

I will lose access to this account soon because a dragon ate my password.. and my email.. and pretty much my soul too.

So my new account will be @realragescoff

I can't believe this is happening I HAD FICS AND STUFF

[ragescoff]

Love it how Snotlout gets mistyped as ESTP all the time. Oh, wait, I don't.

[fanaticdragonrider]

the Snotlout INFP rant had commenced (totally not giving him my mbti guys nonononono!)

Fi: introverted feeling an internal cognitive function that prioritizes personal values, authenticity, and internal harmony over external expectations.

let me tell you one thing- THAT DOES NAWT SOUND LIKE SNOTLOUT but listen and hear me out.. the reason why i said Snotlout is infp because he is literally the opposite of the what’s highlighted in yellow.

he prioritizes the way he looks to others, stuffs down what he wants in an effort to be the picture perfect viking, he doesn’t give two shits about internal harmony and he is overall a very easily influenced person (ex: wearing blond wigs to appear more masculine even though he thought they were feminine before)

so why introverted feeling? CUZ HES UNHEALTHYYYYYUUUH

Im not gonna list all of the cognitive functions so ill skip over to the inferior function which is extroverted thinking (TE):

im not exactly an mbti expert because my phase ended in 2020 but i can guarantee you that TE can be tyrannical and very bossy (ex: Snotlout fantasy of becoming chief and apparently banning baths)

This is a pretty bad rant but as a treat- i think Eret is enfj

[ragescoff]

Okay, so, I don't think he is INFP but I LOVE to read about how everybody else interprets his behaviour and personality traits (except the ESTP gang LOL) so if you have anything else to say I want to read it! I WANT ALL THE ANGLES AND TANGENTS, YES I'M SHOUTING, AND PROBABLY OBSESSED AAAAAAA

[ragescoff]

Love it how Snotlout gets mistyped as ESTP all the time. Oh, wait, I don't.

[julesisblue]

what is his type then 👀

[ragescoff]

Don't get me started, I'm not a writer but this guy.. I could do an essay on his cognitive function stack. I see the same version of him in the movies, the TV shows and the comics and nobody seems to understand. IT'S HIM, IT'S SOOO MUCH HIM!!

[ragescoff]

Love it how Snotlout gets mistyped as ESTP all the time. Oh, wait, I don't.

[fanaticdragonrider]

he is actually infp deep down 💔 just super unhealthy

FI-NE-SI-TE fits him pretty well imo

[ragescoff]

So I reblog the reblog, okay, got it now. But I'm too lazy to copy and paste my comment so... hey ✨

If you would explain INFP I would be interested in that take

[ragescoff]

Love it how Snotlout gets mistyped as ESTP all the time. Oh, wait, I don't.

[ragescoff]

Freya again, cropped sketch WIP (no, totally not because I messed up her hands, I know how to draw hands okay)

[ragescoff]

My brain was like okay, so here is Snotlout and MInden's daughter Freya Hufflout Jorgenson

I mean, I don't even ship them so idk??

But since she exists in my mind now I might draw her again later.

[ragescoff]

Casually treating boring commute hours as a LARP session and assigning roles to everyone without their knowledge and consent. Just so you know if you eat chips on the bus next time you might end up walking into a trap and die because the wizard next to you is too busy replying to someone on WhatsApp.

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[ragescoff]

Excuse me while I go and sulk because refreshing the search page on AO3 won't magically spawn the finished version of my latest fic idea written by someone else for me to read.

[ragescoff]

Guys, please. Sure he comes off as a fighter or barbarian but Snotlout is actually multiclass. Probably with a bard or rogue flavor.

"bUt He iS nOt SnEaky aNd hEs dUmB"

He has undeniable skills in deception and persuasion. He is just clumsy AF and impatient.

Charisma!! Manipulation!

He can sing!

If you think a rich vocabulary and knowing useless facts equals intelligence, I have bad news for you.

Fight me on this and you will bleed out, I'm telling you.

[ragescoff]

So the fun thing about how we live in a multiverse is that we are all different versions of Snotlout. And also Hiccup, but I choose to ignore that.

[ragescoff]

*STARES GREMLINLY*

[ragescoff]

I'm a Snotlout boy in the Hiccup world, life with Astrid, it's fantastic. You can't touch my hair, I will bite you everywhere.. appreciation? my life is humiliation.

[ragescoff]

"Let me go Fishface!"

"Not a chance, Snotlout."

Feel free to redraw or fanfic this. Because.. just look at them.