$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
Janaina Medeiros
occasionally subtle
@theartofmadeline
NASA
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
pixel skylines
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
RMH
will byers stan first human second
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@ragh-barkrock
Truly the all time funniest writer thing is when you're doing edits and you think to yourself "omg I've got the PERFeCT sentence to add right here!" and then you stick it in all excited, only to find that literally three lines down you have virtually that exact same sentence in the draft already.
funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.
@bugsprayyy
i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all
someone: i made up a guy called the Scary Getter! He's real spooky when he tries to getter you!
me: wow thats scary.....the Scary Getter.....what if hes real....what if he getters me???
gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter
do you guys think the bad kids have a bit where every time one of them is about to get into a fight they say "Riz, hold me back" like my boy isn't 4 feet tall with 6 strength
DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.
still being active on tumblr is camp
this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates
i'll outlive everything you love
you must remember that you're gonna continue to find things (art, nature, people, etc) that amaze you and ground you and you're gonna be glad to be alive to experience it
you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual
consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it
sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way
artist's impression
whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual
forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet
in 2026 you cannot be unironically making epistemological arguments that get swept by russel's teapot. You cant come into my inbox to make arguments that would lose to the flying spaghetti monster people. be serious
it's not "codependency" god stop pathologising. i'm just making sure you'd be a good fit for being buried in my tomb with me when i die.
basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.
I love how the biggest space guys on tumblr right now, Dr. Captain Ryland Grace and Simon the Convict, are played by Mark “send me to space I don’t care if I don’t come back” Iplier, and Ryan “oh my god please don’t send me to space. Why are you sending me to space?!?” Gosling.
I just think that’s hilarious
A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻
"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally
gender neutrients
