petsite bullshit

this is a sideblog. liquify@neopets idolatry@subeta

[znargulax]

I think I’ve changed my mind about making Fahith a Krawk…

[thepoundissowet]

hey neopets dot com why is your game kou-jong filled with green dildos

[plushie-neopet]

I like birds, and I don’t think I’ve done a lenny customisation in a while, so here is one now!

Thoth - Gold Lenny (with Desert/Royal/Island PB items) - Some NC. DtI link: https://impress.openneo.net/outfits/1624049

“Thoth became credited by the ancient Egyptians as the inventor of writing, and alphabets (ie. hieroglyphs) themselves. He was also considered to have been the scribe of the underworld, and the moon became occasionally considered a separate entity, now that Thoth had less association with it, and more with wisdom.” (Source: http://www.crystalinks.com/thoth.html)

Ibises are neat and Thoth is neat, so this custom is inspired by the Egyptian god. Most items are NP-purchasable (though pb clothes may prove expensive) - the main exception being the background and sandy foreground. There just aren’t too many nice NP desert-themed items! 

And hey, even if you don’t like lennies, I think this is really neat!

[bloomaroo]

i didn’t even know this evil scrabble existed and i’m in

[alien-aishas]

that feel when they make you do laps in gym class

[butchfirefaerie]

just adopted this sweet gal named oujosama but i can’t decide on what her hair should look like…!

[ragtimekrawk]

She needs to have those PRINCESSY DRILL CURLS.

[nostrem]

oh, for real

[nostrem]

9 year old kid: bad word? what bad word?

overbearing bad influence meerca: THIS ONE, RIGHT HERE!!; SEMEN!! YOU TYPED OUT THE WORD SEMEN, AND THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!! THE WORD SEMEN, THAT YOU NOW KNOW IS A WORD THAT EXISTS, THANKS TO ME!!! WEVE BLOCKED THIS WORD THAT IM NOW SAYING TO YOU DIRECTLY; SEMEN!!!

[nostrem]

overbearing bad influence meerca, bursting back in through the door he left from 12 seconds later: ALSO DONT GOOGLE THAT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alien-aishas]

me, between tears, as i try to make my pets petpages look nice: graphic design…. is my passion

[ragtimekrawk]

Fucking finally, I don’t need to play another neopets game for the next year.

Also HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE GET SCORES OF 100,000 ON BERRY BASH. APPARENTLY I BEAT THE GAME BUT MY SCORE IS 5000. WHAT THE FUCK GIVES.

[jazzmosisvevo]

me: I’m feeling down. well-meaning friend: why don’t you put on a smile? me: I can’t, I’m wearing pants.

[brucicle]

[fuckyeah-terrormountain]

When your neofriend makes bad joke

[pcelite]

[ghostlupe-deactivated20180812]

“do you still play neopets?”

[moontempleuniverse]

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

I’m screaming this deep ass post is the god damn buttons you click on neopets to send your neopets to the pound I’m fuck

[tax-beast]

from neopets’ official suggestion board. 

[tax-beast]

[chia-pop]

The thing about Meridell is that Meridell? Is rednecks

Tyrannia isn’t rednecks. Tyrannia has a concert hall. Meridell has a bunch of whooping peasants rolling a cheese down a hill. Meridell is rednecks