homosensual

......orion 18 he......

[ohevoyev]

marvel when they heard andrew garfield say that michael b jordan should play peter parker’s boyfriend

[karazrel]

marvel execs are calling in the assassins as we speak

[powerfulwizard]

Also have you noticed the traditional skills that men are supposed to have are mostly all things that only come up for specific situations, like changing a tire when the tire goes out, fixing the house when it needs to be fixed, fixing the car when it won’t work, and the traditional skills expected of women are things that have to be done everyday and always, like doing the dishes, cooking, and taking care of children.

[bespeckledbauble]

Men’s work is a solution to a problem and when it’s done it’s done. Women’s work is a never-ending tide of tasks that must be accomplished every day.

[postatoflarch]

And the practical result of this is that when a woman doesn’t know how to change a tire or un-clog a pipe, she’s belittled for this apparently gaping chasm in her knowledge, despite the fact that you can go years on end without encountering some of these supposedly-essential skills - while (traditionally) nothing is ever said of men who can’t cook or don’t know how to clean their own clothes, despite having been fully immersed in both since their first day on this earth.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jellyfishologist]

the wood man. 

[skatecatz]

“eating out my boyfriend” and “sucking my girlfriend’s dick” are two extremely powerful and blessed sentences 

[juliancasabutchcas]

*sounds of opossums hissing and attacking eachother*

Girl 1: god babe this place is so romantic

Girl 2: [cant hear her over the sound of the opossums]

[thefruitthatgodforgot]

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

[feminismcollectives]

My reblog speed tho -

[danandphileveryday]

So quick

[letitbefiction]

I think I’ve became the flash with how fast I rebloged this

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. don’t let the archaic language fool you

[mrs-anxiety]

[peachyvinyl-old]

did lil nas x just .. come out as gay ?

[peachyvinyl-old]

[britomartis]

OOOOOOO

[britishdisasters]

I. Am. Disgusted. SIGNAL BOOST this!! This is unacceptable! We need to remember what pride is and what we stand for.

[clownhonk]

Village and Pillage (2019)

[puckgoodfaggot]

i’m so into this outfit 🖤 (he/him)

[rahjkat]

ngl i was shocked this WASNT a crowley cosplay

[60footwhitearrow]

The fact that Michael Sheen knows what the 🍑🍆💦 emojis mean but also tried to peel an onion with a potato peeler is the funniest thing to me, like what a dichotomy of knowledge, this man has the most chaotic feral energy that I have ever seen

[spideyjlaw]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING PERIODT

[tlirsgender]

Gays* be like. I hate the church so much but catholic imagery slaps

*I’m gays