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Some Lonks

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

tinyqueenusagi-chan

Also if you have a crying kid give them a cup of water. You can’t cry and drink at the same time and it gives them a chance to calm down.

Tell them their going to run out of tears so they drink the water.

My mom does this at her preschool after awhile the other children start offering the crying child little cups of water.

advanced-procrastination

The mental image of 20 3yos clammering to give another crying 3yo a glass of water has me on the edge of needing a glass of water

lung-pollution

Sometimes I catch myself reading a rly long paragraph on the this website n then I remember to stop

youkai93

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

teethwreath

absolute decadence

metradell-vyorei-deactivated202

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

goosebumpsslime

No one:

Cicadas, emerging from the ground after 17 years:

babzgordon

my last 2 braincells trying to decide if we want to be manic or depressed

birdpal

my favorite character from lord of the rings

akiragatr

parkchanwoohoo

a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.

And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA

parkchanwoohoo

i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”

and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH

obeekris

@nofreetrees

nofreetrees

i feel this post on an atomic level and the other day a kid came up and asked for books on planes and about lost his fucking mind when I showed him, among other things, a giant oversized coffee table book we have on WWII planes and it was the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

yeoldebogwitch

I had a little dude come up to me and ask where the history books were kept. I took him to the nonfiction section and asked which part of history he was looking for and he said “all of it”. It killed me and I am now a ghost.