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Ds9 AU where Odo has to consciously hold his form so if you're talking to him and his mind starts to wander you see his face slowly start to loose its features, like he's seen in lower and lower resolution.

iamthecutestofborg

Dude snap out of it you're pixelating again

startrekvsfaceapp

garak-pussy-indulgence

Andy Robinson

hi 💞💗

#Hi #😂#I love him!#andy robinson

toxicyurienthusiast

at first i was upset that garak wasnt involved in the baseball episode of ds9 but you know his exact reaction to being invited would be

theanishimori

canipleasehavefood

incorrectds9

Kira: Cardassians can be very aggressive, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Kira, blowing an air horn at Dukat: GET FUCKED

lextheartguy

#a British twink crushing on a confused computer

sigynpenniman

This is my favorite thing that happens on Star Trek

iamthecutestofborg

I really wish they would have gotten to interact more

nitronine

[ID: a picture of Dr. Julian Bashir from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Put on top of this picture is a tweet by grovymango that reads “I’m not a former gifted student. I am still gifted. Put me in a fourth grade class I’ll annihilate them all like I did the first time”. End ID]

geekysteven

A Betazoid character who isn't in a nurturing profession, but is a tactical officer.

"Captain, I sense they know they're about to get their asses handed to them"

macko-99

Also, a Klingon character who is in a nuturing profession instead of tactical.

"You are a true child of Kahless for confronting your fears and I am honoured to have helped you."

incorrectstartrek

[Returning from the aquarium, Sulu is visibly disappointed]

Chekov: What did you think a swordfish was?

incorrectstartrek

Garak: I got called gay on the Promenade the other day.

Julian: What happened?

Garak: I got called gay on the Promenade.

Julian: Yes, but why?

Garak: I was being gay.

Julian: On the Promenade?

Garak: Yes, it was on Promenade.

quasi-normalcy

‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Gothic

You’ve been on this tiny ship in the Delta Quadrant beyond any hope of recrew or resupply for over a year, but you keep seeing ensigns you don’t recognise. Everyone tells you that they’ve always been here

You go down to Engineering looking for Lt. Carey. B'elanna tells you that he’s just stepped out. He’s been ‘just stepped out’ for days.

A shuttle crashes on a desert planet. You speak with Chakotay about the possibility of trading for some new shuttles, but he looks at you funny and says “but we already have a full compliment of shuttles”

You run to the shuttlebay and inspect them personally. There is a full compliment of shuttles. And none of them even have a scratch.

The next week, a shuttle is torn to pieces in a plasma storm. You’re not even surprised when you find intact it in the shuttlebay an hour later.

You stop mentioning shuttles.

The ship has an encounter with some Kazon, but manages to get away. Their ships are primitive and slow and you shouldn’t run into them again.

Two weeks later, you meet the same Kazon, now somehow in front of you. You begin to suspect that you’re driving in circles

You go to Engineering looking for Lt. Carey. You haven’t seen him in two years. He’s ‘not there right now, but should be back in a minute’.

Janeway and Paris travel at warp 10 and turn into salamanders. You’re *sure* that it happened. You *remember* it happening! But no one brings it up. When you ask Tom about it, he doesn’t even register the question.

You scream “BUT YOU WERE A SALAMANDER!” into his ear. He doesn’t even hear you.

You see another Ensign you don’t recognise. You finslly just ask the computer for the crew compliment of Voyager. You are told that the answer is: 121.

A month later, the Hirogen conquer the ship, spend weeks brainwashing and surgically altering the crew into believing that they are actually characters in holographic simulations, and then hunt them for sport. This culminates in a pitched battle between the crew and the Hirogen in which the ship is utterly wrecked and dozens of people are killed.

Afterwards, you ask the computer for the ship’s crew compliment. You are told that the answer is: 147

The next day, you wake up and find Voyager restored to its original state.

You make a discreet inquiry about Lt. Carey. Now everyone acts like he’s dead but can’t tell you precisely when or how.

The Captain takes you aside one day and specifically instructs you not to mention Ensign Jetal to the Doctor. She says that she knows that this will be difficult, given how close we all were to her (and you in particular), but that for the greater good of the crew, you need to act like Ensign Jetal never existed. You solemnly nod your head and consent, and she gives you a comradely pat on the shoulder and leaves the room.

You have absolutely no idea who Ensign Jetal is.

Voyager absorbs the remaining crew of the USS Equinox. Well at least you’ll finally have an explanation for the new crew you see around the ship! You never see any of them ever again.

You’ve now travelled almost 40,000 light years towards home. You check the star charts; somehow, you’re still in the Delta Quadrant. You begin to wonder if the Beta Quadrant even exists.

The Delta Flyer is destroyed by Borg torpedos. You don’t even bother to check the shuttlebay for it, you just instinctively know that it will be back

A few months later, the Captain gives you the sad news: Lt. Carey is dead.

You finally make it back to the Alpha Quadrant, say your tearful farewells, and receive a handshake and a promotion from Admiral Paris. As one last thought before leaving Voyager forever, you pay a visit to the shuttlebay. You find it utterly empty, except for one lowly crewman with a mop and pail, swabbing the deck. “I…guess that Starfleet must have already cleared out the remaining shuttles?” You say uncertainly, your voice echoing in the cavernous, empty room. The crewman breaks off his mopping and looks at you like you’ve lost your mind and says: “Voyager never had any shuttles.”

iamthecutestofborg

The last shuttle on Voyager sits alone in the shuttle bay. There’s a knock at the door.

(It’s Joe Carey)

anxiety-and-bees

Am I doing Tinder right?

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

There's no such thing as "out of character" in star trek. You could have one of the characters try to stage a coup in one episode and everything's fine by the end because it turns out they accidentally flew the ship through a nebula that makes you want to stage a coup really bad

tlirsgender

Julian tries to playfully call Garak a bastard but it doesn't translate well at all because illegitimate children are a No No™ on Cardassia and Garak. Is. So he's just sitting there with his feelings hurt and Julian's like "Wait No-"

tlirsgender

Julian: bastard

Garak: